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Dirt Burger wins CITYVIEW’s Ultimate Burger Challenge

12/2/2020

The staff of Dirt Burger, along with CITYVIEW advertising manager Pat Checketts and publisher Shane Goodman, receives its plaque honoring the restaurant for winning CITYVIEW’s 2020 Ultimate Burger Challenge.

Comedian Shirley Fong-Torres liked telling her audiences that “the Chinese word for vegan translates as lousy hunter.” Vegan comedian Dick Gregory told folks that “only the most evolved level of animal intelligence has been able to raise edible foods.” Those two opinions represent 1,000 years of arguments as to whether eating meat or not eating meat is better ethically, morally or physically.

The arguments are often political. Before the last election, many charts were published showing that red states ate more meat and blue states had more vegetarians and vegans. Just before Iowa turned a strange shade of red last month, another election revealed that central Iowa’s food preferences suddenly resemble those of blue bastions like California and Johnson County. Dirt Burger won the CITYVIEW Ultimate Burger Challenge, showing that the phrase “vegan burger joint” is not an oxymoron and that Des Moines might be more like Iowa City than people in Iowa City like to think.

Dirt Burger occupies a venue that has housed several revolutionary food ideas. It was long a Greek and Italian import store, then a prix fixe Italian café Basil Prosperi, a French Bakery related to La Mie, state of the art taqueria Tacopocalypse and state of the art ramen house Krunkwich.

Chef Chris Place’s (Django, Sam & Gabe’s) menu is as creative as anything that preceded it here. Plant-based (the current PC term) burgers have been stealing market share from carnal burgers for decades now. But they only became something quite good to eat in the last decade. Several companies developed products that made them more popular, among them Morning Star, Beyond Burger and Boca. Morning Star is definitely not vegan. It uses eggs to bind grains with vegetables.

Prep Iowa

To duplicate the binding process without animal products, Dirt Burger uses flax. The result is the best vegan meatless patty I have ever tasted. Other ingredients mentioned in Dirt Burger literature include gram, beans, broccoli, carrots, spinach, garlic, beets, parsley, mushrooms, buckwheat, sweet potato, yeast, spices, salt and chick peas. Dirt Burger also avoids fatty foods that other plant-based patties use — coconut oil, palm oil and cocoa butter. Buns are brioches or gluten free. Burgers can also be served on a bed of greens.

Dirt Burger ran their Chicago burger in the contest. It’s also my favorite, made with a garlicky patty, giardinera mayo, roasted red peppers, onions, fried pickles and arugula. Probably the most exotic burger on the current menu is the Cobra Kai, made with glazed patty, avocado, scallion mayo, slaw made from shiitake and Brussel sprouts, shishito peppers, and crisped won tons.

Spicier burger creations start with the volcano burger, made with hot pepper cheese, jalapeno broccoli slaw and several onion rings. It asks for a huge mouth span as well as a tolerant set of taste buds. The Austin burger emulates BBQ with vegan cheese, pickled cabbage, red onions and fried jalapenos.

The Spartan mixes tzatziki, olive pepper relish, onions, arugula, avocado and spinach. The original burger used the typical American condiments with vegan cheese and vegan ranch. The mushroom burger was simple and simply delicious with just grilled mushrooms and vegan cheese. The Bel Aire uses parsnip bacon, lettuce, heirloom tomatoes and corn aioli.

The burger menu changes seasonally. Salads are as creative as the burgers with a lemon thyme dressing standing out. Sides include four forms of fried potatoes. Ice cream drinks are made with oat milk.

In the final round of voting, Dirt Burger’s Chicago beat out B-Bop’s bacon cheeseburger deluxe, B&B’s quadzilla, Ben’s Burgers’ OG bacon cheeseburger, Drake Diner’s rarebit, G. Mig’s George’s prime rib burger, Pour Choices’ signature, and the Whiskey River Ankeny’s cowboy. ♦

Jim Duncan is a food writer who has been covering the central Iowa scene for more than two decades.

DIRT BURGER
407 E. Fifth St., 850-3890
Daily 11 a.m. – 8 p.m.

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