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“Mother Nutcracker always told us, ‘Never run with swords!’ She was right!”
M. Wedewer

Runners Up

“Whose ornament this is I think I know.
His place is on this festive tree although;
He will not see me watching him today
All dressed in red without a place to go.”
Dennis Moore

“I’m scared stiff in fear of losing my other eye to that bulb again.”
Ronda Bennett

“It’s true what Mom said about nut cracking: You could lose an eye.”
Rick Montgomery

“BB guns aren’t the only things that can put an eye out. Walnuts can do a petty good job of it as well when nutcrackers go on a bender.”
Jim McCool