On the clock9/4/2013
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Police took a report on Aug. 27 at the parking lot of Shop ‘N Save, 2100 block of Martin Luther King Parkway, at 11:45 a.m., where an unsuspecting man was approached by another man who had a gun. He pointed the gun at the victim’s head and asked him if he smoked crack. When police arrived on the scene, the gunman said he was not involved in the incident. Upon further investigation, the police found his weapon on the side of the convenience store and security footage corroborated the victim’s story. The perpetrator was arrested on scene.
DUDE, WHERE’S MY GLOCK?
A woman returned from work on Aug. 27 to her home located on the 5300 block of Southeast Ninth Street to find her side door had been kicked in. During the time she was away, between the hours of 8 a.m. and 6 p.m., someone had broken into her home. The suspect(s) stole from her closet five glock magazines and two glock boxes. Her roommate was also missing $300 worth of jewelry. The victim claims this is the third time her home has been broken into.
SNITCHES GET CHICKEN-WINGED
An assault was reported between two roommates at their home on the 40 block of East McKinley on Aug. 25 at 9:30 a.m. The claimant told police that her “domineering” roommate made her buy tobacco and rolling papers. But once she found out her roomie came in to some money, she told her to buy her own. This sent the smoker into a rage. She grabbed the victim’s arm and twisted it behind her back, informing her that she had friends who could kill her. She then proceeded to chant repeatedly, “Snitches get stitches and snitches end up in ditches.” Her abuser has not been arrested as of press time. CV