Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com This week’s winner: “The Nutcracker Ballet … A Furry Forest Friends Production.” -Todd Behrends Runners-up: “White out! Anybody seen my nuts? Wait, what? Blizzard! Is this white powder just snow, cuz I’m feeling amped! Look, a squirrel!” -Heidi Soliday

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com This week’s winner: “Promoting a new holiday peppermint candy — they even make your feet smell good.” -Dennis Moore Runners-up: “This was from a lost ‘Addams Family’ Christmas episode that introduced us to Thing’s cousin Gertrude.” -Jim McCool “A

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com This week’s winner: “Can I pull the sleigh, now?” -Robbin Welch Runners up: “Christmas may not come this year… Santa’s a little hoarse.” –Michael O’Neal “Despite his name, Pegasus could not convince Santa that he was a transpecies reindeer.”

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “Goat. We are Earth’s grass trimmer. (But please don’t ask me how I got up here.)” -Marvic Reese “After years of grazing grass, Billy decided to branch out.” -Heidi Soliday “Billy also used

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “ ‘No problem. I’ll walk.’ — Jesus.” -Paul P. Brown Runners-up: “Jesus was dismayed when he found out he had to find a new location for his Christmas ‘Running On Water 5K.’ ”

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “With a little lettuce ‘re-leaf,’ he felt cool as an iceberg.” -Heidi Soliday Runners-up: “Arnie’s mom messed up his last haircut as she forgot to take the jello out of the bowl.” –Mark

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “The Des Moines City Council considers an idea for a new sculpture.” -Dennis Moore Runners up: “New for the holidays: Martha Stewart’s nicotine spice cupcake.” -Heidi Soliday “How clever, Jim worked out a

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “How Des Moines Public Works decides which streets to snowplow.” -Jeni N. Runners-up: “No matter which way they turned, the Thicke brothers just couldn’t figure out why they always ended up at Toys

Think you’re funny? Send us your best caption… Email to: celeste@dmcityview.com Next week’s photo: This week’s winner: “After several attempts, The Barretts finally met the breeder’s stringent adoption requirements.” -Terri Valentine Runners-up: “When they said they were dog breeders, I thought they meant something else!” -Michelle Leonard “It was all