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Posted April 17, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

A friend with a safety rope

You have to love fear and its favorite step-child, anxiety. I mean, what’s there not to love? Here you have a basic emotion, fear, which makes all kinds of sense when it comes to keeping you safe from the invading North Koreans, but now you discover you can’t even leave

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Posted April 10, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

The Greenwood Lounge in three acts

Act I The Greenwood Lounge sits shadowed by a marquee on the north side of Ingersoll. Its exterior is reminiscent of an old strip club: ’60’s-style siding with windows covered by blinds so the patrons, who are clearly up to no good, are barely visible to their forsaken families. Entering

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Posted April 03, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

32 years

Thirty-two years. That’s a long time even without doing the dog-years calculation. How exactly do we measure 32 years? Let’s see, if you add one year, you’d be old enough to have four gospels written about your teachings and life. If you add eight years, it would be the beginning of all those

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Posted March 27, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

Defeat death today!

Reading obituaries feels a little like reading the daily racing form at Prairie Meadows. You quickly scan the page to see how many of the departed are your age or younger. If that number is 50 percent or greater, you realize it may not be a good time to double

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Posted March 20, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

Morphine dreams

When the pain is too great, when it all is just too much, the doctors prescribe morphine. It is an interesting substance — this derivative from opium. In the early 1800s, a German pharmacist named the drug morphine after Morpheus, the Greek god of dreams. No doubt, dreams are what

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Posted March 13, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

The food court

Food courts are not the place where most folks go for spiritual renewal. Heck, food courts don’t even count as a location for a date with your special someone — unless, of course, you’re 12. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that caramel popcorn purchased at a food court

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Posted March 06, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

Gezellig

Sometimes something is just missing. It’s weird. You walk into a beautiful building, you are a guest in someone’s gorgeous home or you meet an interesting person for the first time. All good. But some ingredient is missing between you and the architecture, between you and the warmth of the

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Posted February 27, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

The immigrant

Long before you catch sight of the diminutive Thai woman, you’ll hear her voice — loud, strong, a touch of carnival barker in the undertones and leavened with laughter.                 “Come in, come in, come in — please, sit anywhere,” is heard from the depths of the kitchen. And you obey.

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Posted February 20, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

Being an Iowa Farmer

Have you noticed that the topic of weather is the great equalizer that turns us all into Iowa farmers this time of year? You can be the librarian at the Downtown Library, a CEO at Nationwide or a checker at Hy-Vee, and out of your mouth will come these words:

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Posted February 13, 2013in Joe's Neighborhood

A master class

The class is soon to begin. Chairs shuffle, winter coats are thrown to the side, note pads and laptops are carefully balanced on the 12-inches-of-polished-wood for a desk, and low conversation floats through the room. Cell phones are turned off or carefully hidden just out of sight. Murmurs, coughs and

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