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1/28/2015

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Thursday, Jan. 29 (Food Network)

In the four years since greatest food-related reality show ever, “Ace of Cakes,” shut down production, Charm City Cakes boss — not a damned Cake Boss, OK? — Duff Goldman has starred in several short-lived Food Network series, none of which have come close to “AoC”’s casual genius. In the new “Duff Till Dawn,” he hosts an after-hours cake-decorating competition in his familiar Baltimore shop, with a rotating cast of celebrity judges that also includes the occasional sorely-missed Charm City Cakes face (like Geoff Manthorne and Elena Fox). Which leads me to ask: Why not just bring “Ace of Cakes” back already? What’s the holdup? Why do you hate America? OK, I’m better now.

 

“Key & Peele Super Bowl Special”TrueTV KeyPeele

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Friday, Jan. 30 (Comedy Central)

While I couldn’t possibly care less about the Super Bowl and all the overpaid felons involved (it’s the Seadogs and the Maple Leafs this year, right?), it is important to recognize that no one does sportball humor better than Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele — and Comedy Central has given them an hour to run wild with it. K&P will host a series of sketches, sports-desk style, straddling the line between mocking the time-wasting babble of football commentary and celebrating the time-wasting babble of football commentary. Some NFL stars will also stop by to fumble the proceedings (athletes should not talk, much less attempt comedy), but Key & Peele can’t be stopped from hitting a homerun in the paint. Sportball talk, mastered!

 

“Beautiful & Twisted”TrueTV BeautifulTwisted

Saturday, Jan. 31 (Lifetime)

“The true story of a couple’s obsession, jealousy and greed, which ends in one of the most notorious cold-blooded murders in recent history,” says Lifetime of “Beautiful & Twisted” — and it still doesn’t prepare you for what’s to (almost) come. Rob Lowe(!) plays Miami hotel heir Ben Novak Jr., a millionaire who drives Batmobiles(!!) and makes the fatal mistake of marrying a stripper (played by Paz Vega) instead of simply renting them by the dozen(!!!). Her name is “Narcy,” and she makes good on Novak’s creeping suspicion that she’d kill him — and her mother-in-law, played by Candice Bergen — for his money. “Beautiful & Twisted” goes for camp over chills (Lowe narrates from beyond the grave — yes, really), but never fully commits to the crazy. Still, with the right box of wine …

 

“The Blacklist”the-blacklist-official-trailer-nbc

Sunday, Feb. 1 (NBC)

In theory, the post-Super Bowl timeslot would be a great place to give a few zillion viewers a taste of a struggling network series instead of an established hit like “The Blacklist.” But, since NBC needs to promote the hell out of their revamped Thursday on Feb. 5 (no comedies anymore, just “The Blacklist” sandwiched between new “The Americans” rip-off “Allegiance” and new guaranteed failure, er, limited series, “The Slap”), football fans immobilized by Bud Light and hot wings will get Red and Lizzie chasing down baddie du jour Ron Perlman. Not that a Super Bowl showcase could have saved a circling-the-drain NBC series like, say, “State of Affairs” or “Constantine” (let’s all imagine John Constantine staring down a nation of unsuspecting football-heads for a moment), but, whatever. CV

 

Bill Frost writes about television for Salt Lake City Weekly, talks about it on the TV Tan Podcast (Tuesdays on iTunes and Stitcher), and tweets about it at @Bill_Frost.

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