Peter Pan Live!
Thursday, Dec. 4 (NBC)
Special: Last year, it was “The Sound of Music”; in January, it’ll be “The Music Man”; tonight, “Peter Pan” — NBC can’t launch a TV series anymore, but at least they have the high school musical market locked down. As with “The Sound of Music,” the hook (ha!) of “Peter Pan Live!” is the possibility that stars Allison Williams (as Peter Pan) and/or Christopher Walken (as Johnny Depp, er, Captain Hook) will blow a line or fall to their deaths In Real Time, because we are a nation of horrible, horrible people (or musical theater aficionados — same diff). And, is it just me, or does Williams in boy drag eerily resemble Jason Schwartzman? Probably could have gotten him waaay cheaper.
Sunday, Dec. 7 (TNT)
Series Debut: Noah Wyle’s TV-movie adventure trilogy never topped the first outing, 2004’s “The Librarian: Quest for the Spear”; follow-ups “Return to King Solomon’s Mines” (serviceable) and “Curse of the Judas Chalice” (terrible) proved that Wyle and producer Dean Devlin couldn’t just repeat the same quasi-“Indiana Jones” formula every two years and expect it to stick. Ten-episode series “The Librarians” wisely changes things up by relegating Wyle (as well as returning costars Bob Newhart and Jane Curtain) to the background and introducing a new team of magical-artifact hunters: Rebecca Romijn (as the military-trained muscle), Christian Kane (who usually plays the muscle; here, he’s the brain), Lindy Booth (as a genius with heightened senses) and John Kim (as the obligatory tech-hacker). “The Librarians” retains the action and clever twists of the movie franchise, and adds the humorous ensemble friction/camaraderie of Devlin’s previous series, the late, great “Leverage.” It’s a splashy year-end capper to TNT’s solid year of new originals (like “The Last Ship” and “Murder in the First”) and jettisoned dead weight (see ya, “Franklin & Bash”).
Mike & Molly
Monday, Dec. 8 (CBS)
Season Premiere: It’s fitting that the worst comedy season ever (R.I.P. “Manhattan Love Story,” “Selfie,” “Bad Judge,” “A to Z,” “Mulaney,” “Red Band Society” and “The Millers”) is forcing CBS to call up one of the worst comedies ever to pinch-hit on Monday nights: “Mike & Molly.” Why CBS’ audience rejects one laugh-tracked hackfest (in this case, “The Millers”) but embraces another year after year (“Mike & Molly” is now entering Season 5) is a mystery right up there with “The Big Bang Theory” (the TV series and the cosmological model). Fun fact: If you freeze-frame certain scenes, you can see notes Melissa McCarthy has placed around the set reading “GET ME OFF OF THIS SHOW!”
Sons of Anarchy
Tuesday, Dec. 9 (FX)
Series Finale: The #FinalRide nears the end and, as much as I want it to happen, I doubt “Sons of Anarchy” will grant my long-held TV wish of concluding a series by killing off the entire cast. No, I predict that Jax (Charlie Hunnam, who finally learned how to act sometime around Season 2 or 3) and most of SAMCRO will live to ride another day in Charming, the most erroneously named town in America. Also, that series closer “Papa’s Goods” will run three hours, 70 minutes of it strictly musical montages, followed by a two-hour “Anarchy Afterword” discussion with a bottom-screen crawl of every “Hamlet on Harleys,” “Sopranos on scooters” and “Charles in Charge on choppers” reference ever made by TV critics about “SOA.” But seriously: Thanks for a fantastic, flawed, exciting and maddening series, Kurt Sutter. CV
Guardians of the Galaxy
Peter “Starlord” Quill (Chris Pratt), along with a tree (Vin Diesel), a raccoon (Bradley Cooper) and a green chick (Zoe Saldana), steals an orb and runs away from an evil supervillain (Lee Pace). Of course it’s the biggest movie of 2014. (Marvel/Disney)
A pair of desperate writers have two weeks to finish a horror movie screenplay or lose their funding, so they check into a quiet artists’ retreat—no sooner than you can say “Whoa, meta,” the bodies start piling up. Is this that movie? Dude … (Indican)
Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead
In the follow-up to the 2009 Nazi-zombie classic, Martin (Vegar Hoel) wakes up in a hospital with a new arm—too bad it’s a zombie arm that wants to kill him, which will complicate his vengeance quest. Yet another Obamacare fail. (Well Go USA)
Under the Dome: Season 2
In the second season of the Stephen King adaptation, the townsfolk of Chester’s Mill are still trapped … under the dome. But then they find a way out! Or not! Here’s a mystery girl! Oh, and blood rain! What? Never mind. (Paramount)
You Can’t Kill Stephen King
Unrelated, a group of pals attempt to drop in on the author, only to find unfriendly townies who hate outsiders and questions about their famous resident. The pals start getting dead one-by-one, which makes more sense than Under the Dome. (CAV)
More New DVD/VOD Releases (Dec. 9)
Age of Ice, Calvary, Catch Hell, Catdog: The Complete Series, The Claire Sinclair Show, Cruel Tango, Day of the Mummy, Doctor Who: Season 8, Dolphin Tale 2, Family Guy: Vol. 13, Frank, I Origins, Kroll Show: Seasons 1&2, Mork & Mindy: The Complete Series, When the Game Stands Tall
Bill Frost writes about television for Salt Lake City Weekly, talks about it on the TV Tan Podcast (Tuesdays on iTunes and Stitcher), and tweets about it at @Bill_Frost.