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Bar Guide:

By Andrew brink

Welcome to Cityview’s Annual Bar Guide. You may not need much help in this area — you already frequent a bar where everyone knows your name. But Des Moines’s bar scene, like the city itself, is ever changing and always growing. We hope the following listings of bars and clubs inspire you to visit different neighborhoods, try new cocktails and patronize any of these establishments that help ensure we all have something to do tonight.

neighborhood bars

“Today we talk about the ‘pub’ but this is a term invented by the Victorians, an abbreviation of ‘public house.’ It was the Romans who gave England its first ‘pubs’ almost 2,000 years ago.”— Pub.com

We all know the difference between a house and a home — the former being just a pile of bricks; the latter being where you keep your heart and your own bottle of Jack Daniels. But sometimes you run out of Jack Daniels. Or you get the urge to have a professional, named Charlie, fix you a drink. Or you want to listen to Journey blasting from a jukebox. Whatever the reason, you eventually hear the call of your neighborhood bar — a home away from home, a public house, usually located safely within stumbling distance.

Just as the presence of a warm fire or a pet Pomeranian transforms steel and siding into a home, a neighborhood bar turns a sterile city block into a community. Imagine the east end of Ingersoll Avenue without the Alpine Tap Room or Flanagan’s. Imagine downtown, a patchwork of insurance and financial offices, without the bright interruptions of El Bait Shop, High Life Lounge and the strengthening pulse of Court Avenue. What would Des Moines be without its neighborhood bars? The city would be a house, but not a home.

101 Lounge
101 Third St.
Des Moines
283-1014

14th St. Tavern
3418 E. 14th St.
Des Moines
270-1654

A.K. O’Connor’s
3530 Westown Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-1717

A.K. O’Connor’s
4050 Urbandale Ave.
Des Moines
277-2227

All In The Family
4413 Fleur Dr.
Des Moines
285-7173

Alpine Tap Room
2720 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
245-9717

The Bank
400 6th St.
Waukee
987-9783

Big Al’s Roadhouse
302 Highway 6
Waukee
(515) 978-5751

Bogie’s Pub
8980 Hickman Road
Clive
727-5900

Bradley’s Pub
1300 50th Suite 203
West Des Moines
22-9592

Brewer’s
2704 Strange Road
Ames
(515) 292-5041

The Cab
8460 Birchwood Ct # 900
Johnston
(515) 276-5930

Cabaret Lounge
8450 Hickman Rd., Suite C
Des Moines
276-9927

Carl’s Place
1620 Woodland Ave.
Des Moines
243-9727

Charlie’s Filling Station
305 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
274-9041

Cooney’s Tavern
3708 Beaver Ave.
Des Moines
274-9877

Corner Pocket
125 Main St.
Ames
(515) 232-1528

Court Avenue Restaurant and Brewing Co.
309 Court Ave.
Des Moines
282-2739
http://www.courtavebrew.com

Cycle’s Walnut Tap
2401 E. Walnut St.
Des Moines
262-1218

Deano’s
119 Main St.
Ames
(515) 233-3910

The Den
4369 Merle Hay Road
Des Moines
334-0030

Denny D’s Bar
607 S.E. 30th St.
Des Moines
264-9816

Donna’s Lounge
4424 S.E. 14th St.
Des Moines
285-1830

Down Under Bar & Grill
8350 Hickman Road
Des Moines
278-6718
http://www.greatestbar.com

El Bait Shop
200 S.W. Second St.
Des Moines
284-1970

Flanagan’s Restaurant and Lounge
2120 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
243-3333

Fox 1 Lounge
111 S. Fifth St.
Ames
(515) 232-2199

Francie’s
2100 Wakonda View Drive
Des Moines
285-5207

Front Row
6555 University Ave.
Windsor Heights
255-6912

The Garage
8517 Hickman Road
Urbandale
278-5778

Gene’s Place
2117 E. University Ave.
Des Moines
266-9423

Greenwood Lounge
3707 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines

Gronau’s
1871 N.W. 86th St.
Clive
276-0001
http://www.myspace.com/gronaus

Groucho’s Lounge
2761 86th St.
Urbandale
331-2967

GT Lounge
3013 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
279-6444

Hessen Haus
101 Fourth St.
Des Moines
288-2520
http://www.hessenhaus.com

Hickman Pub
2335 Hickman Road
Des Moines
274-0965

The High Life Lounge
200 S.W. Second St.
Des Moines
554-9535

Hugh’s Jungle Room
5715 Douglas Ave.
Des Moines
253-9196

Hull Avenue Tavern
834 Hull Ave.
Des Moines
266-9338
http://www.hullavenuetavern.com

Irishman Pub
100 N. Howard St.
Indianola
961-9740

Jeannie’s Bottle
3839 Merle Hay Road
Des Moines
278-9797

Just T’s
2400 Dean Ave.
Des Moines
266-9114

Kathy’s on Hickman
6705 Hickman Rd.
Des Moines
270-9921

Kelley’s
3606 Beaver Ave.
Des Moines
277-3272

Kenny D’s
3925 E. 14th St.
Des Moines
263-9900

Kenny’s Pub
605 Ashworth Road
Waukee
(515) 987-0161

Keysters
3280 100th St.
Urbandale
252-1403
http://www.keysters.com

LC’s Corner Bar
344 E. Jackson Ave.
Des Moines
245-9050

The Lift
222 4th St.
Des Moines
288-3777

Limey’s Pub
1970 Grand Ave., Suite 29
West Des Moines
222-0476

Locust Tap
434 E. Locust St.
Des Moines
243-9399

Longest Yard
122 Fifth St.
West Des Moines
274-1710

Lucky’s
1119 Grand Ave.
Des Moines
288-5229

Lumpy’s
2428 Lincoln Way
Ames
(515) 292-4501

Maddy’s Place
1306 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
267-8973
http://www.maddysplace.com

Manning’s Bar
2102 Indianola Ave.
Des Moines
288-0030

Mary Go Round Lounge
6584 N.E. 14th St.
Des Moines
289-2096

Maxie’s West Lounge
1311 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
223-1463

Mickey’s Irish Pub
109 Welch Ave.
Ames
988-6425
http://www.mrmickey.purehost.com/clive

Mickey’s Irish Pub
1800 N.W. 86th St.
Clive
252-0248
http://www.mrmickey.purehost.com/clive

Mickey’s Irish Pub
50 Laurel St.
Waukee
988-6425
http://www.mrmickey.purehost.com/clive

Monihan’s Speakeasy Lounge
Fourth and Locust Streets
Des Moines
244-2151

Old World Pub & Pizzeria
4138 Fleur Drive
Des Moines
953-3700

Paddy’s Irish Pub
8675 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
331-3334

Park Ave. Pub
1101 Park Ave.
Des Moines
243-8328

PD’s Pub
3803 S.W. Ninth St.
Des Moines
243-9327

Peggy’s Tavern
3020 Forest Ave.
Des Moines
633-0475

Plaza Pub
6202 Douglas Ave.
Des Moines
334-0871

Royal Mile
210 4th St
Des Moines
280-3771

Skip’s
4000 Fleur Drive
Des Moines
287-1820

Smokey’s Triangle Tap
2506 Army Post Road
Des Moines
270-1078

Some Place Else
1833 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
266-6394

Stan’s Place
4275 N.W. Second St.
Des Moines
243-9991

Stix Pool Hall
7211 University Ave.
Windsor Heights
274-0129

Stormy’s
6923 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
270-9818

Stranded by the Tracks
1922 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
265-9752

Suds on 2nd
2801 Second Ave.
Des Moines
243-9033

Sully’s Irish Pub
110 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
255-9970

Sunrise Tap
4155 Easton Blvd.
Des Moines
266-9368

The Twisted Parrot Lounge
6500 Hickman Road
Windsor Heights
309-0580
http://www.thetwistedparrot.com

Thumbs
2816 West St.
Ames
(515) 268-1556

Tim’s Time Out
201 S. Main St.
Grimes
986-3961

Toad’s Tavern
3002 State Ave.
Des Moines
264-8623

Triangle Tap
515 E. 6th St.
Des Moines
265-7265

University Library Café
3506 University Ave.
Des Moines
255-0433

Valley West Pub
1551 Valley West Drive, #253
West Des Moines
224-4104

Vic and Andy’s Pub
5114 S.W. Ninth St.
Des Moines
285-9326

Wellman’s Pub
2920 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
245-9737

West End Lounge
2309 Forest Ave.
255-9760

Westport Lounge
800 First St.
West Des Moines
277-1991

Yacht Club
2617 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
245-9208

Zimm’s Food & Spirits
3124 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
277-9929


EATERIES

If only one could live on vodka alone. We hate to be the bearer of such sobering news — especially in our bar guide — but a strict liquid-only diet leads to one place, and hopefully it’s the comfort of your own bathroom.

An enjoyable night out is more of a marathon than a sprint — we barflies must pace ourselves. Key to maintaining a healthy balance between buzzed and bonkers is food. While it’s a great idea to remain hydrated throughout the night — by drinking one glass of water per cocktail — it’s also important to keep your stomach lined with nachos, fried calamari and fried potatoes loaded with sour cream and bacon. Packing away some solids will prevent Mr. Tequila Shot from fighting with Ms. Vodka Lemonade.

The eateries listed below will inspire you to begin your evening on the right note — perhaps with some beef tips cabernet (Raccoon River Brewing Company) or Oysters Rockefeller (801 Steak and Chop House). And don’t worry — nearly every one of these establishments serves liquor and will gladly recommend the perfect wine to be paired with your Bloomin’ Onion or fried pickles.

25th Street Cafè
1229 25th St.
Des Moines
255-0535

801 Grand Steak & Chop House
801 Grand Ave., #200
Des Moines
288-6000
http://www.801steakandchop.com

Azalea
400 Walnut St.
Des Moines
288-9606

A.K. O’Connor’s
3530 Westown Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-1717

A.K. O’Connor’s
4050 Urbandale Ave.
Des Moines
277-2227

Anthony’s Lounge
805 17th Ave. S.W.
Altoona
967-9513

Appare Japanese Steakhouse
3769 86th St.
Urbandale
252-6358

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
3900 Merle Hay Rd.
Des Moines
251-8646

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
11410 Forest Rd.
Clive
633-8646

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
6301 SE 14th St.
Des Moines
974-8646

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
6190 Mills Civic Pkwy.
West Des Moines
225-8646

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
3741 Eighth St. SW
Altoona
967-8646

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
105 Chestnut
Ames
(515) 233-6452

Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill
1001 E. 1st St.
Ankeny
965-3444

Autographs Rock & Roll Sports
3828 100th St.
Urbandale
251-8899
http://www.autographsmenu.com

B&B
2712 Beaver Ave.
Des Moines
255-8521

Baratta’s
2320 S. Union St.
Des Moines
243-4516
http://www.barattas.com

Baratta’s — State Historical Museum
600 E. Locust
Des Moines, IA 50319
281-3294
http://www.barattas.com

Baratta’s — West Des Moines
Harmony Building
5445 Mills Civic Pkwy.
West Des Moines, IA 50266
333-5105
http://www.barattas.com

Benchwarmers
705 S. Ankeny Blvd.
Ankeny
964-8033

Bennigan’s
4800 Merle Hay Rd.
Des Moines
276-7777

Bennigan’s
1810 Army Post Rd.
Des Moines
309-3111

Biaggi’s Ristorante Italiano
5990 University Ave.
West Des Moines
221-9900
http://www.biaggis.com/westdesmoines.htm

Billy Joe’s Lounge
1701 25th St.
West Des Moines
223-9944
http://www.billyjoes.com

Bistro Montage
2724 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
557-1924
http://www.bistromontage.com

Bonefish Grill
650 S. Prairie View Drive, Ste. 100
West Des Moines
267-0064
http://www.bonefishgrill.com

Bourbon Street Bar & Grill
500 Army Post Road
Des Moines
285-5733

Bravo Cucina Italiana
120 S. Jordan Creek Pkwy.
West Des Moines
225-0660
http://www.bravoitalian.com

Brewer’s
2704 Stange Road
Ames
(515) 292-5041

Buzzard Billy’s
100 Court Ave.
Des Moines
280-6060
http://www.buzzardbillys.com

Cafè Beaudilaire
2504 Lincoln Way
Ames
(515) 292-7429
http://www.cafebeau.com

Cafè di Scala
644 18th St.
Des Moines
244-1353

Cafè Lovish Coco Bar
2512 Lincoln Way
Ames
(515) 292-9900

Cafè Shi
2514 Chamberlain St.
Ames
(515) 292-2910

Cafè Su
225 Fifth St.
West Des Moines
274-5102

Carlos O’Kelly’s
631 Lincoln Way
Ames
(515) 232-1500

Carlos O’Kelly’s
4371 Merle Hay Road
Des Moines
334-3331

Carlos O’Kelly’s
6250 E. 14th St.
Des Moines
953-0554

Carlos O’Kelly’s
4055 Westown Parkway
West Des Moines
225-4321

Centro
1011 Locust St.
Des Moines
248-1780
http://www.cetrodesmoines.com

Champps Restaurant & Bar
101 Jordan Creek Parkway
West Des Moines
440-6565
http://www.champps.com

The Cheesecake Factory
101 Jordan Creek Parkway
West Des Moines
457-9888

Chef’s Kitchen
1903 Beaver Ave
Des Moines
(515) 255-4411

Chicago Speakeasy
1520 Euclid Ave.
Des Moines
243-3141

Chicken Coop Sports
Bar and Grill
1960 Grand Ave Suite 23
West Des Moines
418-2716

Chili’s Grill & Bar
11411 Forest Ave.
Clive
226-1744

Chili’s Grill & Bar
2601 SE Delaware
Ankeny
963-8400

Chips Rotisserie Bakery & Bar
2502 S.E. Tones Drive
Ankeny
964-2112
http://www.chipsrestaurant.com

Clay’s Restaurant
4830 Maple Drive
Pleasant Hill, IA 50327
262-7520

Click’s Cyberbar and Café
Valley West Mall
Des Moines, 334-3724
http://www.clickscyberbar.com

Club 2000
422 Indianola Rd.
Des Moines
245-9769

Club Car Restaurant & Lounge
13435 University Ave.
Clive
226-1729

The Continental
428 E. Locust St
Des Moines, IA 50309
244-5845

Cosi Cucina Italian Grill
1975 N.W. 86th St.
Des Moines
278-8148

Court Avenue Restaurant & Brewing Co.
309 Court Ave.
Des Moines
282-2739
http://www.courtavebrew.com

Crave Grill
5513 Mills Civic Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-9991
http://www.cravegrill.com/desmoines

Croz Nest
2139 S. Ankeny Blvd.
Ankeny
963-8338

D’s Main Gate
2956 E. Grand Ave.
Des Moines

Down Under Bar & Grill
8350 Hickman Road
Des Moines
278-6718
http://www.greatestbar.com

El Bait Shop
200 S.W. Second St.
Des Moines
284-1970

El Rodeo — Clive
1310 N.W. 118th St.
Clive
440-2210
http://www.elrodeo123.com

El Rodeo — Des Moines
1234 E. Euclid Ave.
Des Moines
265-0551
http://www.elrodeo123.com

El Rodeo — Urbandale
7420 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
251-7647
http://www.elrodeo123.com

Felix & Oscar’s Restaurant & Pub
4050 Merle Hay Rd.
Des Moines
278-8887
http://www.felixandoscars.com

Fire Creek Grill
800 S. 50th St., Ste. 110
West Des Moines, 224-0500
http://www.firecreekonline.com

Fireside Grille
523 Eighth St. S.E.
Altoona
(515) 967-8122

Flanagan’s Restaurant & Lounge
2120 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
243-3333

Flarah’s
1903 Beaver Ave
Des Moines
277-1935
http://www.flarahs.com

Fleming’s Steakhouse
150 S. Jordan Creek Pkwy.
West Des Moines
457-2916
http://www.flemingsteakhouse.com

Francie’s
2100 Wakonda View Dr.
Des Moines
285-5207

The Funny Bone Comedy Club
560 S Prairie View Drive, Ste. 100
West Des Moines
270-2100
http://www.symfonee.com

Gateway Market Café
2002 Woodland Ave.
243-1754
Des Moines
http://www.gatewaymarket.com

Gerri’s Tavern
232 E. 30th St.
Des Moines
265-8383

Granite City Food and Brewery
12801 University Ave.
Clive
224-1300
http://www.gcfb.net

Hessen Haus
101 Fourth St.
Des Moines
288-2520
http://www.hessenhaus.com

Hooters of Des Moines
1480 22nd St.
West Des Moines
224-9464
http://www.hooters.com

Huhot Mongolian Grill
4100 University Ave.
Des Moines
457-9090
http://www.huhot.com

Jesse’s Embers
3301 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
225-6011
http://www.jessesembers.com

Jesse’s Embers West
265 50th St.
West Des Moines
225-9711
http://www.jessesembers.com

Jimmy’s American Cafè
1238 Eighth St.
West Des Moines
224-1212
http://www.jimmysamericancafe.net

Johnny’s Hall of Fame
302 Court Ave.
Des Moines
280-6679

Johnny’s Italian Steakhouse
6800 Fleur Drive
Des Moines
287-0848
http://www.johnnysitaliansteakhouse.com

Johnny Mac’s Bar and Grill
2279 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
263-1186

Joseph’s Steakhouse
4001 Westown Pkwy.
West Des Moines
327-9000

Kahunaville
1551 Valley West Dr.
West Des Moines
457-806
http://www.kahunavilleiowa.com

Kelly’s Little Nipper
1701 E. Grand Ave.
Des Moines
265-2031

Kenny D’s
3925 E. 14th St.
Des Moines
263-9900

Kung Fu Tap and Taco
210 Indianola Ave.
Des Moines
285-8226

La Hacienda Mexican Restaurant
6350 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
278-5279

La Hacienda Mexican Restaurant
111 Army Post Rd.
Des Moines
256-8901

La Pizza House
1013 S.E. 14th St.
Des Moines
288-2211

Lefty’s
509 E. 25th St.
Des Moines
266-9205

Legends American Grill
216 Court Ave.
Des Moines
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
5906 Ashworth Road
West Des Moines
267-8150
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
8460 Birchwood Court
Johnston
270-6300
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends Bar and Grill
1280 Copper Creek Drive
Pleasant Hill
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
119 Stanton Ave., #117
Ames, (515) 598-9300
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Limey’s Pub
1970 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
222-0476

Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon
1801 22nd St.
West Des Moines
233-9606

Longest Yard
122 Fifth St.
West Des Moines
274-1710

Lucca
420 E Locust St.
Des Moines
243-1115

Mama Lacona’s
2743 86th St.
Urbandale
771-3600

Mary Go Round Lounge
6584 NE 14th St.
Des Moines
289-2096

Maxie’s West Lounge
1311 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
223-1463

Mezzodi’s
4519 Fleur Drive
Des Moines
287-3333

Michael’s Restaurant & Lounge
4041 Urbandale Ave.
Des Moines
255-9894

Mickey’s Irish Pub
1800 N.W. 86th St.
Clive
252-0248
http://www.mrmickey.purehost.com/clive

Mickey’s Irish Pub
50 E. Laurel St.
Waukee
987-9604
http://www.mrmickeysirishpub.net

Mosaix Restaurant & Wine Bar
5014 EP True Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-3450

Murphy’s Bar and Grill
2675 100th St.
Urbandale
334-0633
http://www.murphysbarandgrill.com

Noah’s Arc
2400 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
288-2246

Nick’s Bar and Grill
9769 University Ave.
Clive
221-1338

Ohana Steakhouse
2900 University Ave.
West Des Moines
225-3325
http://www.ohanasteakhouse.com

Okoboji Bar and Grill
1223 Copper Creek Drive
Pleasant Hill
265-8055
http://www.okobojigrill.com

Okoboji Grill — Ankeny
2010 SE Delaware Ave.
Ankeny
964-9443
http://www.okobojigrill.com

Okoboji Grill — Johnston
8481 Birchwood Court
Johnston
276-5255
http://www.okobojigrill.com

Okoboji Grill South
6050 S.E. 14th St.
Des Moines
287-1979
http://www.okobojigrill.com

Orlondo’s Bar and Grill
4337 Park Ave.
Des Moines
244-3637

Outback Steakhouse
10901 University Ave.
Clive
221-3309

Outback Steakhouse
2410 S.E. Tones Drive
Ankeny
963-1243

P.F. Chang’s China Bistro
110 S. Jordan Creek Pkwy.
West Des Moines
457-7772
http://www.pfchangs.com

Park Avenue Pub
1101 Park Avenue
Des Moines
243-8328

Pasticceria
215 Fourth St.
Des Moines
288-3151

Raccoon River Brewing Co.
200 10th St.
Des Moines
362-5222
http://www.raccoonbrew.com

Ranallo’s on Third
417 S.W. Third St.
Ankeny
964-9510

Rock Bottom Restaurant and Brewery
4508 University Ave.
West Des Moines
267-8900
http://www.rockbottom.com

Romano’s Macaroni Grill
4502 University Ave.
West Des Moines
267-8400

Royal Mile
210 4th St
Des Moines
280-3771

Sam & Gabe’s Italian Bistro
8631 Hickman Rd.
Urbandale
271-9200
http://www.samandgabes.com

Skip’s
4000 Fleur Drive
Des Moines
287-1820

Spaghetti Works Restaurant
310 Court Ave.
Des Moines
243-2195

Splash Seafood Grille
303 Locust St.
Des Moines
244-5686
http://www.splash-seafood.com

Taki Japanese Steakhouse
2677 86th St.
Urbandale
331-3030
http://www.takisteakhouse.com

Tandoor
1221 8th St.
West Des Moines
440-2911

Tavern Pizza & Pasta Grill
205 Fifth St.
West Des Moines
255-9827

Tavern Pizza & Pasta Grill
1755 50th St.
West Des Moines
223-6700

TGI Friday’s
3340 Westown Parkway
West Des Moines
223-8443
http://www.tgifridays.com

Tommy Farrell’s Italian Ristorante & Lounge
1300 S.E. 1st St.
Des Moines
282-5550

Trostel’s Dish
12851 University Ave.
Clive
221-DISH
http://www.dishtrostels.com

Trostel’s Greenbriar
5810 Merle Hay Road
Johnston
253-1024
http://www.greenbriartrostels.com

Tumea & Sons
1501 SE First St.
Des Moines
282-7964

Tursi’s Latin King
2200 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
266-4466
http://www.tursislatinking.com

University Library Cafè
3506 University Ave.
Des Moines
255-0433

The Urban Grill
3651 86th St.
Urbandale, 278-1016
http://www.theurbangrill.com

Valley West Pub and Grill
1551 Valley West Dr.
West Des Moines
224-4104

Waterfront Seafood Market
2900 University Ave.
West Des Moines
223-5106
http://www.waterfrontseafoodmarket.com

Waveland Café
4704 University Ave.
Des Moines
279-4341

Winston’s Pub & Grille
601 Locust St.
Des Moines
245-5454

Zen
400 Walnut St
Des Moines
288-9606

Zimm’s Food and Spirits
3124 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
277-9929

Adult Clubs/Bikini Bars

The following are two scenes from the classic film “Showgirls,” starring a post-“Saved by the Bell” Elizabeth Berkley (as newbie showgirl Nomi Malone) and post-“Twin Peaks” Kyle MacLachlan (as saavy Zack Carey), in which a wayward young woman turns her life around by becoming a wayward Las Vegas showgirl.

Scene One:

Zack Carey: Nice dress.
Nomi Malone: Thanks. It’s a Ver-sayce.
Zack Carey: It’s “Versace.”
Nomi Malone: What?
Zack Carey: It’s Versace. It’s pronounced “Versace.”
Nomi Malone: Oh.
Zack Carey: You have great taste and you look beautiful.

Scene Two:

Nomi Malone: It’s not fair!
Zack Carey: It’s not about fair. It’s about power.

OK, so “Showgirls” was nominated for both the Worst Picture of the Decade (which it won) and Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years (which it didn’t win) by the Razzie Awards, but its impact on pop culture and its popularizing of strippers, or showgirls, made it a winner for fans of bikini bars (and the three people who actually cared about Elizabeth Berkley’s acting career).

The scenes above are works of fiction. To witness some real, live showgirls, and to create some cult-classic memories of your own, visit any of Des Moines’ adult clubs and bikini bars listed below.

Beach Girls
6220 Raccoon River Dr.
West Des Moines
226-8587
http://www.beachgirlsbar.com

Big Earl’s Goldmine
4745 N.W. Second St.
Des Moines
237-9902

Dangerous Curves
111 5th St., Ames
(515)233-5445
122 Welch Ave., Ames
(515) 292-9210

The Lumberyard
1504 N.E. 54th Ave.
Des Moines
265-1019
http://www.iwantwood.com

Minx Show Palace
1510 N.E. Broadway Ave.
Des Moines
226-2744
http://www.stripclublist.com

Outer Limits
6560 N.E. 14th St.
Des Moines
289-1745

sports bars

When I was a boy, my family moved from Iowa to Wisconsin. After the move, my dad, a lifelong Iowa Hawkeye fan lacking cable television, would spend evenings sitting in his car parked in our driveway. He would battle the car radio, trying to tune in to the evening’s Hawkeye football or basketball game. Sometimes he would be lucky and catch the black-and-gold signal on WHO Radio, in which case we wouldn’t see him again for hours unless we brought him out a beer and some chips.

Meanwhile, as time and society progressed, the popularity of sports bars grew. They became a lifeline for displaced sports fans by offering what most households lacked — an infinite amount of sport (from hockey to hot dog-eating contests) playing across an infinite number of television screens. And the Guinness on tap and hot wings served with a side of homemade ranch dressing didn’t hurt either.

Eventually, instead of fighting with his radio for a half-decent signal, my dad would drive to a nearby sports bar and cheer along with his fellow homesick Iowans. So raise a glass to our city’s sports bars. Without them, some poor sports fan would be left to drink alone in his station wagon.

Autographs Rock & Roll Sports Bar
3828 100th St.
Urbandale
251-8899
http://www.autographsmenu.com

Autographs Extreme
2005 S. Ankeny Blvd.
Ankeny
(515) 963-8999
http://www.mc2usa.net

Bear’s Restaurant and Lounge
302 S.W. Maple St.
Ankeny
(515) 964-5084

Champps Restaurant & Bar
101 Jordan Creek Pkwy.
West Des Moines
440-6565
http://www.champps.com

Charlie’s Filling Station
305 Grand Ave.
West Des Moines
274-9041

Coach’s Corner
1261 Eighth St.
West Des Moines
223-8808

Corner Pocket
125 Main St.
Ames
(515) 232-1528

Daytona’s All Sports Cafè
4875 Merle Hay Rd.
Des Moines
331-0996

Dickie Doogan’s
Roadhouse Grill
1201 E. Army Post Rd.
Des Moines
256-3261

Down Under Bar & Grill
8350 Hickman
Des Moines
278-6718
http://www.greatestbar.com

Eddy’s Sports Bar
1360 N.E. 54th Ave.
Des Moines
266-9097

Front Row
6555 University Ave.
Windsor Heights
255-6912

The Garage
8517 Hickman Rd.
Urbandale
278-5778

Guiseppe’s
1500 S.E. First St.
Des Moines

Johnny’s Hall of Fame
302 Court Ave.
Des Moines
280-6679
http://www.johnnyshalloffame.com

Johnny Mac’s Bar and Grill
2279 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
263-1186

Kathy’s on Hickman
6705 Hickman Road
Des Moines
270-9921

Krieger’s Restaurant
7450 Bridgewood Blvd.
West Des Moines
440-0337

Legends American Grill
216 Court Ave.
Des Moines
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
5906 Ashworth Rd.
West Des Moines
267-8150
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
8460 Birchwood Ct.
Johnston
270-6300
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends Bar and Grill
1280 Copper Creek Dr.
Pleasant Hill
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Legends American Grill
119 Stanton Ave., #117
Ames
(515) 598-9300
http://www.legendsamericangrill.com

Lori & Roy’s Place
2301 Hubbell Ave.
Des Moines
266-3668

Luxx
2060 94th St.
Clive
270-LUXX
http://www.luxxclub.com

Mickey Finn’s
7020 Douglas Ave.
Des Moines
270-8738

Pal Joey’s
6224 Grand Ave.
Des Moines
274-9028

Fat Boys
200 Gateway Dr.
Grimes
986-0355

Rookies Sports Bar & Grill
2180 NW 156th St.
Clive
Rookies Sports Bar & Grill
6151 Thornton Ave.
Des Moines
282-8045

Scooter & Bab’s Sports Bar
918 E. Euclid Ave.
Des Moines
266-1491

Shooter’s Hideaway
6336 Hickman Rd.
Windsor Heights
270-3887

South Port Sports Bar and More
1101 Army Post Road, Suite E
Des Moines, 953-0473

Sportsman’s Lounge
123 Main St.
Ames
233-6320

The Stadium at inPlay
615 Third St.
Des Moines
333-5050

Sticks
1555 SE Delaware Ave.
Ankeny
(515) 963-3353

Sudsuckers
1511 E. Army Post Road
Des Moines
256-9715

Suzy Q’s
6810 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
251-8578

T.R.’s Sports Bar
7500 University Ave.
Clive
255-9985

Tanner’s Pub
9956 Swanson Blvd.
Clive
270-0070

Third Base Sports Bar
1720 25th St.
West Des Moines, 221-0150

Tim’s Time Out
201 S. Main St.
Grimes
986-3691

Trophy’s Sports Bar & Grill
2701 Douglas Ave.
Des Moines

Victor’s Sports Bar
7500 Douglas Ave.
Urbandale
278-9575

Upscale/Dance/Urban

The bars and clubs below offer talented DJs, generous dance floors and an opportunity to see and be seen. Some, like Luxx and Liars Club, offer VIP bottle service, allowing you the luxury of drinking out of your very own bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. Others, like Cosmopolitan Lounge, provide a cigar menu, where you can indulge in complex aromas while drinking a $300 martini.

They all validate one’s desire to occasionally ditch your pair of jeans for a Max Azria skirt just waiting to be taken for a whirl, or trade in your sandals for some true Marc Nason dancing boots. And they each transport us to a better place and mood. As one friend recently told me as he pub-crawled through downtown, about to enter the boisterous and bright Court Center, “I don’t feel like I’m in Des Moines right now.” Surprise: you are.

Aura
2700 University Ave.
West Des Moines
418-7520
http://www.auradesmoines.com

Bourbon Street Bar & Grill
500 Army Post Rd.
Des Moines
285-5733

Cabaret at West Glen
560 S Prairie View Dr.
West Des Moines
225-1105
http://www.myspace.com/cabaretwestglen

Club A.M.
(after-hours club)
217 E. Second St.
Des Moines
280-3331

Club Statik
217 E. Second St.
Des Moines
280-3331

Cosmopolitan Lounge
800 Locust St.
Des Moines
288-5800

Christopher’s
2816 Beaver Ave.
Des Moines
274-3694

Crush
2249 NW 86th St.
Clive
707-8117
http://www.myspace.com/danceclubcrush

Drink
8410 Hickman Rd.
Clives
270-6274
http://www.theoriginalfunbar.com

Ducktail Lounge
1809 NW 86th St.
Des Moines
727-5670

Envy
214 Third St.
Des Moines
http://www.envydm.com

Gronau’s
1871 N.W. 86th St.
Clive
276-0001
http://www.myspace.com/gronaus

Liars Club
216 Court Ave.
Des Moines
745-8105
http://www.liarsclubdm.com

The Lift
222 4th St
Des Moines
288-3777

The Loft
801 73rd St.
Windsor Heights
244-1411

Lucca
420 E Locust St.
Des Moines
243-1115

Luxx
2060 94th St.
Clive
270-LUXX
http://www.luxxclub.com

Miss Kitty’s Dance Hall and Cyber Saloon
8800 Swanson Blvd.
Clive
327-1303
http://www.mc2usa.net/mk

Monihan’s Speakeasy Lounge
401 Locust St.
Des Moines
244-2151

Mosaix Restaurant & Wine Bar
5014 EP True Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-3450

The Royal Mile
210 Fourth St.
Des Moines
280-3771

Star Bar
2811 Ingersoll Ave.
Des Moines
288-1405

Taki
Japanese Steakhouse
2677 86th St.
Urbandale
331-3030

Tonic
5535 Mills Civic Pkwy.
West Des Moines
225-6755
http://www.toniciowa.com

Vieux Carre
1720 25th St.
West Des Moines
221-2317

gay and lesbian

Just like Blondie and the soundtrack to “Dreamgirls,” Des Moines’ gay and lesbian bars aren’t solely enjoyed by gays and lesbians — they also capture the attention of straight people. But this isn’t news to most, judging by the fact that herds of people in Des Moines celebrate birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties or the fact that it’s Friday (or even Sunday) the Blazing Saddle, Buddy’s Corral, Frat House or the Garden. Where else can you find the city’s friendliest dance floors, stiffest drinks and an endless parade of Drag Queens? No one can resist their invitation to come out — and have some fun.

The Blazing Saddle
416 E. Fifth St.
Des Moines
246-1299
http://www.theblazingsaddle.com

Buddy’s Corral
418 E. 5th St
Des Moines
244-7140

Frat House Night Club
508 Clifton St.
Des Moines
284-1074
http://www.frathousenightclub.com

The Garden
112 S.E. Fourth St.
Des Moines
243-3965
http://http://www.grdn.com

music bars

Drinking goes hand in hand with many things. Pizza. Cigarettes. Conversation. Riding in an airplane. Baseball. Dancing (especially if you can’t). But few things enhance a good buzz more than music, particularly if it’s live, with a band, just feet away, rattling your mug of Boulevard Wheat with some head-rocking bass. You name it; you’ll find it in the Capital City. From alt-country to jazz, blues, folk, acoustic, punk, electronic, classic rock, pop and metal, drinking never sounded sweeter than in one of Des Moines’ music bars.

A.K. O’Connor’s
3530 Westown Pkwy.
West Des Moines
226-1717

A.K. O’Connor’s
4050 Urbandale Ave.
Des Moines
277-2227

B&B
2712 Beaver Ave.
Des Moines
255-8521

Blues on Grand
1501 Grand Ave.
Des Moines
244-3092
http://www.bluesongrand.com

The Continental
428 E. Locust St.
Des Moines
244-5845

Court Avenue Restaurant & Brewing Co.
309 Court Ave.
Des Moines
282-2739
http://www.courtavebrew.com

Cycle’s Walnut Tap
2401 E. Walnut St.
Des Moines, 778-3036

Finish Line Show Lounge
Prairie Meadows Racetrack & Casino
Altoona
967-1000

Grand Piano Bistro
506 E. Grand Ave.
Des Moines
243-2380
http://www.thegrandpianobistro.com

Hairy Mary’s
2307 University Ave.
Des Moines
255-2456
http://www.hairymarys.com

Hessen Haus
101 Fourth St.
Des Moines
288-2520
http://www.hessenhaus.com

House of Bricks
525 E. Grand Ave.