By Michael Swanger michael@dmcityview.com
An Iowa band is taking aim at Michael
Jackson with its music, but it isn't
the first time they've been mentioned
in the same breath as the King of Pop.
Two
weeks ago, The Jason Eaves Band, a rock
trio from Fort Madison, released "The
MJ Song," an original tune that
pokes fun at Jackson and the pending
charges against him that he allegedly
sexually abused children. The song includes
lyrics like "(Neverland) It's hard
to find, cuz it's in the boonies, and
he made out with the kid from the 'Goonies,'"
and "He loves his pet monkey, he
calls him Bubbles, and he only needs
two balls to juggle."
Singer-guitarist Eaves says the song
is a satirical jab at Jackson, though
he realizes it might offend some people.
"The song is meant to be funny,
it wasn't meant to cut on anyone except
you know who," he says.
This isn't the first time Eaves and
drummer Kenny Foster and bassist Jeff
Jones have chastised Jackson. On March
30, the trio drove more than 55 hours
to Jackson's child molestation trial
in Santa Maria, Calif., in an attempt
to perform outside the courthouse with
Eaves dressed as Jackson and the rhythm
section donning diapers. But as the
band began to play, Santa Maria police
pulled the plug and issued Eaves a citation.
During the band's six-month tenure,
it has orchestrated other outlandish
publicity stunts, many of which have
drawn national attention. The group
launched its own pirate radio station
before the Federal Communications Commission
shut it down; its members posed as reporters
for FOX News in an attempt to sneak
into auditions for the hit television
show "American Idols" with
the intention of performing one of its
songs before being kicked off the premises;
and it showed up uninvited to the 2004
Country Music Awards in Nashville where
it set up its gear and played for about
two minutes before police stopped the
show.
In addition to its guerilla-like performances,
the trio verbally attacked rap star
Eminem in a hip-hop song that includes
a performance by Eaves' 7-year-old son
and it holds the world record for the
world's fastest rock 'n' roll tour.
"The MJ Song," by the way,
can be downloaded for free on the band's
Web site at www.JasonEavesBand.com.
Stones to roll through Midwest
Though no dates have been announced
for Iowa (including Wells Fargo Arena),
rock legends The Rolling Stones are
slated to play a handful of Midwest
dates on their newly announced 2005-2006
world tour, which kicks off Aug. 21
at Fenway Park in Boston. The group
will play Comerica Park in Detroit (Aug.
31), the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul,
Minn. (Sept. 6), the Bradley Center
in Milwaukee (Sept. 8) and Soldier Field
Stadium in Chicago (Sept. 10).
Tickets for the shows in Detroit and
St. Paul range from $60 to $350 and
go on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. while
tickets for the concert in Chicago range
from $60 to $450 and go on sale Saturday
at noon. Ticket prices have yet to be
determined for the Milwaukee show, but
they will go on sale June 11. A limited
number of Gold Circle seats, chairs
built directly into the stadium set,
will offer fans an up-close view of
the band. Tickets are available through
Ticketmaster.
Officials with Wells Fargo Arena say
the new downtown Des Moines venue is
capable of hosting the Stones, but no
plans have been made. "Anything
is always a possibility," says
Holly Kjeldgaard, assistant general
manager and director of marketing for
the arena. "But nothing is confirmed."
The Stones are hitting the road to
support their forthcoming album for
Virgin Records, their first release
since 1997's "Bridges to Babylon,"
which also included a tour.
Clay cuts new EP
Iowa singer-songwriter Matthew Clay
recently collaborated with Grammy Award-winning
producer Tommy Sims (Eric Clapton, Bruce
Springsteen, Kelly Clarkson) to produce
a four-song EP, and he's selling it
online.
Sims invited Clay to record in Nashville
after hearing the Iowa singer's indie
release, "Crown Yourself King,"
which includes the XM Radio hit "I
Killed Superman." Together, the
duo produced three new tunes, "American
Jesus," "Hollywood Blvd."
and "Broken Angels." The EP
also includes a live version of "I
Killed Superman," which was recently
recorded at a concert in Albia. The
new CD sells for $5 on Clay's Web site,
www.matthewclay.com.
Scene notes
The final round of competition for the
2005 Iowa Blues Challenge will be held
Friday at 9 p.m. at the Hotel Fort Des
Moines. The Mercury Brothers, followed
by The Bob Pace Band featuring Effie
Burt and The Soul Searchers will compete
for the crown and more than $5,000 in
prizes. Admission is $8... There's been
a change in the schedule for Clive After
Five. Toaster will play Friday and Town
Crier will perform May 27... Little
Texas plays two shows Saturday at Meskwaki
Bingo and Casino in Tama at 7 and 9
p.m. Tickets are $20. Call (515) 484-2108...
Etcetera, a performance event that includes
poetry, art, music, theater and other
creative media, will be held Wednesday
at 7 p.m. at the Vaudeville Mews. Admission
is $3... Thursdays in the Park, a weekly
series of free shows held in downtown
Grinnell's Central Park, kicks off May
26 with a performance by Too Many Strings
Band from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. The series
runs through Aug. 25 and includes performances
by the Java Jews (June 2), the Mad River
Band (June 9), Harvest Home (June 16),
The Blue Band (July 21), Brother Trucker
(Aug. 11) and Lil' Ed & the Blues
Imperials (Aug. 25)... The 2004-05 Westminster
Fine Arts Series will conclude with
free performances of "To Kill a
Mockingbird" May 27-29 at 7:30
p.m. at Westminster Presbyterian Church.
Call 274-1534... The Des Moines Art
Center will host its "Big Hair
Ball," an evening of wild hair,
go-go dancers, music, art and food on
June 3 from 8 p.m. to midnight. The
event will include a runway show featuring
models and local celebrities donning
wild hairdos. Tickets are $30 in advance
and can be purchased at IowaTix or the
Art Center... The folks at the Summerset
Inn & Winery in Indianola are sponsoring
another guided tour of Italy this year
and will host an informative meeting
about the trip June 5 at 1 p.m. for
those interested in participating. The
tour is scheduled for Oct. 6-17... Two
popular Americana acts will play Iowa
City on June 9. Neko Case performs at
8 p.m. at the newly renovated downtown
Englert Theater. Tickets are $16 in
advance. Call 319-688-2653. Also, Big
Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys play Gabe's
Oasis at 9 p.m. Admission TBA... Singer-songwriter
Luke Zimmerman, Bob Dylan's nephew,
plays the Vaudeville Mews June 10...
Rowdy New York City rockers Supagroup,
which will release its new album, "Rules,"
on May 31, will play June 10 at Hairy
Mary's in Des Moines... Prairie Meadows
Racetrack and Casino in Altoona will
host a handful of free rock and country
music concerts this summer including
The Doobie Brothers (June 15), Sarah
Darling (July 3), Air Supply (July 20),
Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo (Aug. 3)
and Billy Currington (Sept. 7). All
shows start at 7 p.m. and fans must
be 21 years of age or older to attend,
except for Darling's all-ages performance,
which starts at 7:30 p.m. CV
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