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By Cole Smithey

‘The Bank Job’

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“The Bank Job” is good old-fashioned bank heist movie that’s based on a 1971 London robbery in which a Lloyds Bank vault was emptied while the city slept. Jason Statham plays Terry Leather, a petty criminal turned family man who jumps at the chance to take a surge in income when his childhood friend Martine Love (Saffron Burrows) hatches a bank job that’s too good to be true. Leather gathers together his old mates for the task of tunneling into the bank’s safety deposit vault without knowing Love’s interest in the cryptic photographic contents of one specific box. Director Roger Donaldson (“Cocktail”) does a good job of capturing swinging London of the early ’70s, while ratcheting up suspense in a story that exposes the layers of political scandal behind one of the biggest bank heists ever committed.

Statham built his career as the go-to-Brit-gangster on Guy Ritchie’s iconic “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” and “Snatch,” so there’s a tendency to anticipate “The Bank Job” as a more crude punch-up picture than it is. Statham has evolved as an actor, even within the low ceiling of his typecast character, and brings a level of humility to his role. Leather has a family to provide for, and he trusts his ability to gauge his actions off of the deceptively attractive Love, whose knack for keeping secrets is more transparent than she imagines. Early on, Love is taken away by police for smuggling drugs before being rescued by her MI5 lover Tim Everett (Richard Lintern) to recruit a team of thieves from her old East End neighborhood to execute a tacitly government-endorsed heist in exchange for keeping her out of jail.

For 30 years the British government exercised a “D-Notice” gag order on the press to contain details surrounding the so-called “walky-talky bank job,” for which no suspects were ever indicted. The heist got its name from the intrusion of a ham radio operator who listened in on a conversation between a lookout and the robbers as they bagged over 30 million pounds worth of cash and jewelry. But what gives “The Bank Job” its zing is the reason the House of Parliament ordered its MI5 officers to quietly arrange the robbery to obtain incriminating sex photos taken of an unnamed royal princess by a radical black extremist leader called Michael X (Peter De Jersey). The photos of a Parliament judge engaging in bondage sex acts only add to the necessity for a cover-up.

Donaldson adds an appropriate layer of campy sexiness with some obligatory nudity, and the use of songs like T-Rex’s “Bang a Gong,” to inform the free love aspect of the era. The British powers were so distressed about the photos getting out that they sent one of their own daughters, Gale Benson (Hattie Morahan), to act as a spy by shacking up with Michael X at his home in Trinidad to look for clues. However, the government’s plan was derailed by the inclusion of a police bribe ledger kept in one of the security boxes by local crime kingpin Lew Vogel (David Suchet). Intent on regaining the ledger, Vogel enacts his own post-robbery investigation that ups the ante on the government’s involvement.

Screenwriters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais have successfully endeavored to bring color to a gray area of British history by including the story’s equal parts of humor, drama and tragedy that spanned from the empty pockets of a bunch of working class blokes to the corridors of British power. “The Bank Job” takes liberties with historic truth, but probably far less than were taken at the time of the infamous Baker Street crime. This might make the Downing Street Memos look tame, but there’s a lot more humor here. CV

‘Semi-Pro’

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Will Ferrell loiters in the comfort of his signature punch-drunk delivery of outrageous lines and sight gags in a ’70s era parody that extends the funk vibe of Judd Apatow’s summer comedy “Superbad.” In Flint, Mich., Jackie Moon (Ferrell) is an R&B singer, basketball team owner, team player and promoter for the Flint Tropics, a team playing under the rules of the American Basketball Association.

The movie opens to the strains of Ferrell crooning “We’re naked and we’re humping sexy” from a Jackie Moon song called “Love Me Sexy,” written with lyrics stolen from Moon’s deceased mother. The song’s humorous effect expands as Moon sings it to a sparse coliseum crowd with an infectious glee. Intent on winning the Tropics a place among teams merging into the NBA, the afro-haired Moon hires Monix (Woody Harrelson), a former benchwarmer for the champion Boston Celtics, to lead the Tropics to victory in their last season. In spite of its fractured sketch comedy design, “Semi-Pro” provides a requisite number of Saturday Night Live-type laughs to keep audiences satisfied.

Screenwriter Scot Armstrong (“Old School”) keeps the comedy visual and the language profane in a movie you won’t be seeing on your next commercial airline flight. Ferrell has, by osmosis with screenwriters, branded his dry underplayed slapstick spaz attacks. The aging frat boy character that he created in Armstrong’s “Old School” has gone from a bedeviled racecar driver (“Talladega Nights”) to a sexually challenged championship ice skater (“Blades of Glory”), to a do-it-all basketball player in an economically challenged city of Flint, circa 1976.

There’s a blue-collar theme that runs under the ’70s era setting, and carries a sense of America’s current recession and weak dollar. Monix takes the job with Moon’s team in exchange for a washing machine and to be near his ex-girlfriend Lynn (Maura Tierney). The romantic subplot serves as a perfunctory placeholder that never jibes with the zany comedy situations. Harrelson is distinctly unfunny opposite Ferrell because he never catches up to the comic timing around him, and Tierney looks great but never gets to establish her character’s straight-man charm. Harrelson’s casting is a flaw that begs questions about which other cast members might have handled the role better.

Ferrell has become the Bill Murray of his day. He’s a staple Indiewood actor for a type of self-effacing comedy that’s dependable for its lack of cynicism. You know that his movies will feel slender, but you’ll get your money’s worth of laughs. “Semi-Pro” isn’t an earnest comedy like “Knocked Up,” but it mocks the modern age of political correctness with a passion that comes through especially in irreverent supporting performances from Andre Benjamin, Jackie Earle Haley, Will Arnett and Andrew Daly, who plays a suggestible television sportscaster. Nostalgia for the bad old days of the ’70s in America can only mean one thing; the 21st century still hasn’t found its footing. CV

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