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By Cole Smithey
‘Semi-Pro’

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Will Ferrell loiters in the comfort
of his signature punch-drunk delivery
of outrageous lines and sight
gags in a ’70s era parody that
extends the funk vibe of Judd
Apatow’s summer comedy “Superbad.”
In Flint, Mich., Jackie Moon (Ferrell)
is an R&B singer, basketball
team owner, team player and promoter
for the Flint Tropics, a team
playing under the rules of the
American Basketball Association.
The movie opens to the strains
of Ferrell crooning “We’re naked
and we’re humping sexy” from a
Jackie Moon song called “Love
Me Sexy,” written with lyrics
stolen from Moon’s deceased mother.
The song’s humorous effect expands
as Moon sings it to a sparse coliseum
crowd with an infectious glee.
Intent on winning the Tropics
a place among teams merging into
the NBA, the afro-haired Moon
hires Monix (Woody Harrelson),
a former benchwarmer for the champion
Boston Celtics, to lead the Tropics
to victory in their last season.
In spite of its fractured sketch
comedy design, “Semi-Pro” provides
a requisite number of Saturday
Night Live-type laughs to keep
audiences satisfied.
Screenwriter Scot Armstrong
(“Old School”) keeps the comedy
visual and the language profane
in a movie you won’t be seeing
on your next commercial airline
flight. Ferrell has, by osmosis
with screenwriters, branded his
dry underplayed slapstick spaz
attacks. The aging frat boy character
that he created in Armstrong’s
“Old School” has gone from a bedeviled
racecar driver (“Talladega Nights”)
to a sexually challenged championship
ice skater (“Blades of Glory”),
to a do-it-all basketball player
in an economically challenged
city of Flint, circa 1976.
There’s a blue-collar theme
that runs under the ’70s era setting,
and carries a sense of America’s
current recession and weak dollar.
Monix takes the job with Moon’s
team in exchange for a washing
machine and to be near his ex-girlfriend
Lynn (Maura Tierney). The romantic
subplot serves as a perfunctory
placeholder that never jibes with
the zany comedy situations. Harrelson
is distinctly unfunny opposite
Ferrell because he never catches
up to the comic timing around
him, and Tierney looks great but
never gets to establish her character’s
straight-man charm. Harrelson’s
casting is a flaw that begs questions
about which other cast members
might have handled the role better.
Ferrell has become the Bill
Murray of his day. He’s a staple
Indiewood actor for a type of
self-effacing comedy that’s dependable
for its lack of cynicism. You
know that his movies will feel
slender, but you’ll get your money’s
worth of laughs. “Semi-Pro” isn’t
an earnest comedy like “Knocked
Up,” but it mocks the modern age
of political correctness with
a passion that comes through especially
in irreverent supporting performances
from Andre Benjamin, Jackie Earle
Haley, Will Arnett and Andrew
Daly, who plays a suggestible
television sportscaster. Nostalgia
for the bad old days of the ’70s
in America can only mean one thing;
the 21st century still hasn’t
found its footing. CV
‘Vantage Point’

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Director Pete Travis (“Omagh”)
has turned debut screenwriter
Barry Levy’s Rashomon-inspired
script about an assassination
attempt against a U.S. president
on a visit to Salamanca into a
dizzyingly complex puzzle that
sits comfortably next to such
great political thrillers as “In
the Line of Fire.”
The ever-impressive Dennis Quaid
raises his leading man status
as Thomas Barnes, a Secret Service
bodyguard returning to duty for
the first time since taking a
bullet for President Ashton (William
Hurt) a year earlier. There’s
more than a little relevance in
the story’s Spanish setting where
the president has arrived for
a summit on the global war on
terror. At noon, rifle shots penetrate
the president’s chest as he takes
the podium in a public square
where an American news team captures
the shocking scene. Seconds later,
a bomb blast reduces the area
to bodies and rubble. The clock
returns to noon at 10-minute intervals
that allow us to see, in chunks,
the circumstances from the various
viewpoints of a suspect, an American
tourist, a terrorist and the president,
before splitting off into an energized
climax that links the pieces together
with fast twitch precision.
We’re introduced to the characters’
varying intensities in the context
of the two sudden eruptions of
violence. The president goes down,
Barnes sees a man run on stage
and stops him with a football
tackle that flattens the suspect.
Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker),
a lone American tourist, searches
the scene with a video camera
that captures a more subjective
version than the one being blasted
across the airwaves by TV news
producer Rex Brooks (Sigourney
Weaver) from the relative comfort
of her trailer. Barnes and his
partner Kent (Matthew Fox) go
back a long way together, and
the way they interact throughout
becomes a homing beacon for the
film’s chiaroscuro study of internal
motivation versus external attempts
at fulfilling allegiances of duty.
Everything about “Vantage Point”
is unexpected. The way the film
indirectly yet directly addresses
terrorism, betrayal and politics
is unconventional. Plenty is left
to the imagination. When the camera
shifts from ground level close-up
views to distant aerial positions,
we’re drawn to the place and characters
in a personal contemplative way.
And there are chase sequences,
not just any chase scenes, but
chases that invade your heart
and your throat. Before becoming
a filmmaker, the Manchester-born
Travis worked his way through
film school as a motorcycle courier,
and you can see his low and fast
perspective in these scenes.
What Travis has done is nothing
short of creating a new kind of
American action film that feels
European in the same way that
William Friedkin’s “French Connection”
did. Travis makes the all-inclusive
association between cultures without
stressing the issue. All agendas
are personal, and every character
commits with utter devotion. The
movie sweats out its story, and
we gravitate to Quaid’s character
to cuss and fight on our behalf.
“Vantage Point” is the first great
action thriller of the year, and
the first great political thriller
in a long while. CV
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