Planet
Sub
I
get a lot of mail about sub shops,
one of the public relations industry’s
greatest hits. Remember, the franchise-hoagie
universe is ruled by “Doctor’s
Associates, Inc.,” the cleverly
named owner of Subway and the
genius behind an ad campaign that
actually makes people believe
they can lose hundreds of pounds
by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches.
In Greater Des Moines, Subway
seems to be endorsed by police
departments, too, as cop cars
accessorize the parking lots of
these leaner, meaner 21st century
surrogates for donut shops. For
serious foodies though, sub shops
are the ruination of the sandwich
arts, blamed for defining taste
down and blaspheming true deli.
Foodies rue that franchise subs
have created a national preference
for soft-crusted white bread,
bland cheese and undistinguishable
luncheon meats — as long as it
adds up to less then $1 per inch.
Lately though, I’ve been hearing
enthusiastic endorsements for
a 23-store chain new to Dogtown
— Planet Sub. My first visit was
to check out their chutzpah, for
opening half a block from Jimmy
John’s (JJ), an established business
that offers similar goods and
services. In such cases, the new
guy is usually perceived as a
bully. That’s why such new places
usually have out-of-town owners
with deep pockets, capable of
riding out the initial negative
reaction. However, Planet Sub
had history on its side when it
invaded JJ’s Drake turf. That
latter 400-store chain is still
reeling in Central Iowa from the
perception it bullied a popular
street vendor when it opened a
shop in Iowa State University’s
campus town in 2003.
In many ways, Planet Sub is
what JJ’s used to be — a college
joint with campus vibes. Planet
Sub encourages each store to maintain
a unique personality; there is
no cookie cutter for the chain.
They began at Kansas University
and their literature still claims
“the independent, easy spirit
of Lawrence.” At the Dogtown store,
that’s no hype. The place shows
off some Drake pride, including
the jersey Rick Wannamaker wore
when he famously stuffed Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar in basketball’s Final
Four. The place bustles at noon
with Drake students, faculty and
administrators taking advantage
of free Wi-Fi. Service was extraordinary
for fast food. Sub orders were
scratch-made on whole grain buns,
then toasted, foil wrapped and
delivered to my table in as little
as five minutes, and never more
than eight minutes. When I asked
for off-the-menu sandwiches, I
was perfectly accommodated. (Similar
requests confounded competing
sub shops.) Orders were tracked
with playing cards, so one need
not remember a number.
All breads are scratch-made
from whole grain flour, not finished
from par-baked loaves. That’s
as rare these days as real flat-cut
briskets of corned beef and pastrami.
Both of those essential deli items
were standard at Planet Sub, and
quite good. I tried 10 different
meats and all were muscle meats,
no strange concoctions. The vegetarian
offerings represented the biggest
upgrade over the competition;
Planet Sub includes a good tempeh,
which is to tofu what brown rice
is to minute rice. This tempeh
had a nutty flavor that is processed
out of tofu. Soups were homemade
and both chicken noodle and a
potato were superior to soups
I tried at competing sub chains.
Planet Sub salads sensibly stuck
to Romaine lettuce, the only consistently
good leaf in winter. Sun chips
and Blue Sky Creamery ice cream
kept faith with their healthy
and local images respectively.
They deliver, free, for orders
over $25.
Side dishes
As we reported a few years ago,
there’s a growing market for anti-Valentine
marketing. “Cliché-free
restaurants” now promise no heart-shaped
or red foods, for instance. This
year, the Hotel Fort Des Moines
is simply promoting a Valentine’s
Day for singles-only. Just show
up in their smoke-free lounge
at 7 p.m… Expect operatic clichés
at Des Moines Metro Opera’s Food
& Wine Showcase in the Downtown
Marriott Feb. 23, with $45-$125
tasting menus. CV
By Jim Duncan CVFDude@aol.com
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