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'The New World'
By Dan Vinson

This is a film about discovery.
Setting the overall tone in the
opening scene is something director
Terrence Malick does often, and
well. His previous film, 1998's
"The Thin Red Line"
(sideswiped by "Saving Private
Ryan"), featured swimming
children, and he repeats the motif
here. These are Native American
- or "naturals" - children
off the coast of soon-to-be Virginia.
It is 1607, and soon, huge ships
appear. Underneath James Horner's
soaring and elegant score, the
Indians all run to the tree line,
jockeying for a better vantage
point. Who are they? Why are they
here? (And speaking of vantage
points, the heroic, inventive
cinematography of Emmanuel Lubezki
fills every rapturous frame with
beauty and poetry.)
They are English explorers,
of course, seeking a trade route
to the West Indies. Among them:
Christopher Newport (Christopher
Plummer), the mutinous Capt. John
Smith (Colin Farrell), spared
by Newport, who then leaves Wingfield
(David Thewlis) in charge until
his return. They are to coexist
with the Indians, and soon enough,
the foreigners are approached.
The Indians inspect them, their
building techniques, and various
metal objects. Eventually the
colonists begin to "poke
about," led by the newly
in charge Capt. Smith. But he
gets separated and captured, stolen
deep into the interior. After
a spooky ceremony he is treated
like a guest.
This chief also wants to live
in harmony, but expects the whites
to be gone in the spring. Then,
in a windswept wheat field, Smith
meets Pocahontas. They spend every
afternoon together for an undetermined
period, and find love (frolicking
and gazing mostly). The Indians
don't know jealousy, and, in fact,
don't have a word for it, but
when they release Smith at the
gates of Jamestown just before
winter, they certainly understand
danger.
The colonists are initially
pleased at Smith's return, but,
since he looks healthy, realize
that he was basically on vacation
while they were practically starving.
The camp haplessly prepares for
winter, and is saved from mass
graves only by Pocahontas and
some of her tribe. In the spring,
they construct more and plant
the seeds she brought. When scouts
catch the colonists thriving,
they attack after being fired
upon. And so it begins.
Smith is ousted as leader, and
Pocahontas is banished for aiding
the colonists. Word comes that
the Indians want to trade Pocahontas
for some metal goods, and now
the "princess" endures
her new home. Newport arrives
with more colonists and dispatches
Smith to explore elsewhere. He
never comes back. Tobacco pioneer
John Rolfe (Christian Bale) finally
pulls Pocahontas from her grief,
and they try to start a life together.
But what will happen when they
accept the king's invitation to
England?
True, a love story propels "The
New World," but that's far
from what it's "about."
Combining swaths of history, the
detailed, historic feel is what's
most important, along with Malick's
eye for nature. As Pocahontas
(whose name is never uttered),
newcomer Q'Orianka Kilcher is
truly a revelation. That it's
her first acting job seems unfathomable
to say the least. (Remarkably,
she and Farrell weren't allowed
to meet until their first scene.)
Malick's visuals, languorous pacing
and volley of contemplative voiceovers
allows, rather than forces, you
to think. He trusts that audiences
can link past and present together.
"Who are they?" and
"Why are they here?"
are ever-valid American questions
that few filmmakers ponder quite
like Terrence Malick. See you
in seven or more years. CV
'Last Holiday'
By Dan Vinson

In the kingdom of the bland,
the standard plot is king, or
in this case, Queen. In this remake
of the poignant 1950 Alec Guinness
film, the suddenly beloved Queen
Latifah carries her first movie.
Director Wayne Wang, previously
best known for "The Joy Luck
Club," if not his kindred
mid-'90s character pieces "Smoke"
and "Blue in the Face,"
more recently waded further into
Hollywood with 2002's "Maid
in Manhattan."
Latifah is Georgia Byrd, a plain,
somewhat frumpy sales associate
at Kragen's department store in
New Orleans who loves cooking
shows (and demonstrating in-store)
and coworker Sean (LL Cool J).
She cooks at home too, for a neighbor
boy who discovers her "Possibilities"
scrapbook - starring Sean. Georgia
is somebody who keeps her head
down except, unfortunately, when
Sean is about to ask her out.
She smacks her head on a cabinet
and ends up out cold. Sean rushes
her to the Kragen clinic (Is it
actually in the department store?
It's never really explained) where
a CAT scan reveals brain tumors.
Timid Dr. Gupta (Ranjit Chowdhry)
suggests a second opinion, and
that doctor gives her three weeks
to live. So, Georgia quits her
job, turns down a date with Sean,
leaves church and disappears to
Prague, home to her idol (besides
Emeril Lagasse), Chef Didier (Gerard
Depardieu). Planning to blow her
life savings, she registers at
the opulent Grandhotel Pupp, where
Didier is head chef. What's this?
Matthew Kragen (Timothy Hutton)
and Louisiana Senator Dillings
(Giancarlo Esposito), who much
prefers big business to local
issues, happen to be staying there
too. It is Christmas, after all.
Georgia loves everything on
this final trip - from her sheets
to the lobby ceiling to the breathtaking
mountains surrounding the quaint,
bustling streets. But mostly,
she loves the food. Deciding to
become a diva upon arrival, Georgia
commands attention in spectacular
gowns (which fool the Kragen-Dillings
camp into thinking she's loaded),
but it's her sensitive palette
(and money to test it) that finally
brings Chef Didier to her table
for one. They become pals, and
soon, Georgia gets entangled with
Kragen, Dillings, and Kragen's
mistress/assistant (Alicia Witt)
also becoming, more or less, friends.
Minus Kragen himself, who abhors
the attention Georgia and her
luck (at roulette) get. Meanwhile
back at home, Sean, after finding
out why she left, tries desperately
to find Georgia. Soon he's on
a plane, just as Georgia decides
that she wants to spend her final
days back in New Orleans. Will
they be like planes passing in
the day? Will Kragen reform his
ways? Will Georgia really die?
You can probably guess.
What finally saves "Last
Holiday," though, from being
insipid is the performances. Queen
Latifah certainly has energy and
heart here, but this isn't the
first time she's played a diva.
She'd better reign in the overacting
pretty soon. Also, Depardieu lends
veteran, um, chops, to his few
scenes, while LL Cool J is rather
gallant and sweet. Gorgeously
shot in Prague, Austria and New
Orleans by Geoffrey Simpson, getting
actual Europeans to play the wacky
hotel staff made things funnier,
eclectic (like a fine gumbo),
and far less hammy.
So, despite hurdling plenty
of details - Georgia has a sister,
but no parents? - and being a
holiday movie released after the
holidays (the penultimate scene
is New Year's at least, which
kind of just happened), this is
one predictable movie that escapes
feeling tired. Groggy maybe. CV
'Glory Road'
By Joshua Tyler

"Glory Road" tells
the story of Don Haskins (Josh
Lucas) and his 1966 Texas Western
basketball team, the first college
team ever to use a starting lineup
composed entirely of black players.
Texas Western was a poor school,
and Haskins took the job as his
only way to transition from coaching
girl's high school basketball
into Division One NCAA. The school
hired him not because they were
interested in winning, but because
they wanted a strong male presence
to move into their men's dorm
and lay down the law. Haskins
had loftier plans.
But upon arriving, Haskins soon
realizes he has nothing to work
with. The school won't give him
money for recruiting and he's
stuck in El Paso, where no one
in their right mind would want
to live, let alone play. Determined
to win, he starts thinking outside
the box, and notices black players
being shunned by the bigger schools,
regardless of their talent. Seeing
an opening, he starts recruiting
from inner-city street-ballers,
bringing seven black players to
Texas Western to play for him.
His recruiting pitch? "I
don't see color, I just see talent."
Vowing to his new student athletes
that on his team they'll start
rather than ride the bench as
token black men, he turns his
tiny school's basketball program
around. Suddenly they've gone
from last place poverty to contending
for the NCAA championship.
As a sports movie, "Glory
Road" follows the same predictable
formula they all do, but its subject
matter is such that it could have
and should have used that to lift
itself beyond said basic formula.
Gartner never manages to balance
the need to capture the explosive
nature of the times in which Haskins
is living, while letting us get
to know and sympathize with his
players on a personal level. Instead,
what we're left with is an awkward
grab-bag of mixed messages and
mediocre on-court footage. The
movie is a lame-duck. The players
and coaches of Texas Western changed
the sport of basketball forever;
"Glory Road" accomplishes
nothing. CV
'Tristan and Isolde'
By Scott Gwin

After the recent film debacle
that was "King Arthur,"
the idea of another ancient British
legend gone movie might sound
risky. But give this one a shot.
You might be pleasantly surprised.
The legend of Tristan and Isolde
has roots going back as far as
the 13th century, and like any
good ancient tale there are many
variations on the theme. In this
retelling, Isolde, the sole daughter
of Ireland's king, rescues the
war-wounded Tristan and, not knowing
who he is, secretly nurses him
to health while pretending to
be a simple handmaiden. The two
fall passionately in love but
are quickly separated when Tristan
is forced to flee to his English
homeland.
In an effort to divide and conquer
England's lords, the Irish king
offers up his daughter's hand
in marriage to the winner of an
open tournament. Tristan enters
and fights, unwittingly winning
Isolde as a wife for his adopted
uncle and king. The cruel triangle
that results forces all three
to decide where their true loves
and loyalties lie, leading to
a struggle that could destroy
the fragile Briton kingdom.
Sophia Myles' portrayal of Isolde
is striking and impassioned, capturing
all the pains and joys of a character
torn in so many directions. Too
bad the same can't be said for
her male counterpart. Despite
pumping Tristan full of energy
and emotion in the first act of
the story, James Franco loses
his groove later, descending into
a flat-lined pout-fest that makes
Hayden Christenson's performance
in "Attack of the Clones"
look like Oscar material.
While still a solid movie, "Tristan
and Isolde" lacks the polish
and finesse needed to be an outstanding
film. Reynolds seems to have lost
his footing a bit since his recent
success with "The Count of
Monte Cristo." At the very
least though, we can be thankful
for the small favors - a passable
storyline and a sword-swinging
romantic lead that isn't played
by Orlando Bloom. CV
'Brokeback Mountain'
By Dan Vinson

Many reviews of this film have
begun with a joke. This one won't.
"Saturday Night Live"
skewered it, and even Nathan Lane
too on "David Letterman."
Is it because it's a big, beautiful
love story featuring cowboys?
Is it because those cowboys are
Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal?
No matter, director Ang Lee's
grand work rises above it all,
largely thanks to Larry McMurtry
and Diana Ossana's screenplay,
respectfully adapted from Annie
Proulx's 1997 New Yorker short
story. Mr. "Lonesome Dove,"
incidentally, has said frequently
it's one of the best he's ever
read.
The time is 1963. The place:
Signal, Wyo. Jack Twist (Gyllenhaal)
and Ennis Del Mar (Ledger) - names
only a short story writer could
create - show up to herd sheep
for the summer, and into the fall.
Jack has worked for Mr. Aguirre
(Randy Quaid) before, and knows
how rough it will be up on Brokeback,
especially because Aguirre's senseless
rules, designed to keep his sheep
safe, damn the herders. Jack and
Ennis stick to work initially,
talking mostly about their crappy
jobs, dismal lives and growing
hatred of baked beans. (Odd job
man Ennis' parents died in a car
accident, Jack's don't have much
use for him or his rodeo antics.)
It storms, it snows, there are
bears, coyotes and other flocks,
but there are also stunning days
and sunsets. One night after too
much whiskey, Ennis can't make
it back down to the valley and
rather than freeze, he shares
the tent and more with Jack. In
the morning, neither is quite
sure what the previous night meant,
so they say nothing. (Eventually,
both state they "ain't queer.")
For the remainder of the job,
though, they grow closer, and
when it's done, neither can bear
it.
But Ennis heads off to marry
Alma (Michelle Williams) and Jack
goes back to rodeo. Both take
jobs wherever they can. In Texas,
Jack meets, and eventually marries,
wealthy, stunt horse ridin' Lureen
(Ann Hathaway). After four years,
Ennis receives a postcard and
the film takes another turn. The
story covers another 16 years
of their home life (or lack thereof)
and planned monthly "fishing
trips." (One wife suspects,
the other doesn't, and the four
certainly never get together with
their families.) Over time the
fashions, hair, and pickup trucks
change, but their time together
(and nostalgia for that first
summer) remains a constant. Unfortunately,
so do heartbreak and hard times.
The movie begins and ends, curiously,
in trailers, and everything that
transpires between that first
job and Ennis alone with his thoughts
is quite the journey.
"Brokeback Mountain"
is a classic love-that-can-never-be
story, but also fits the non-traditional
western mold. "Modern"
westerns like "The Misfits"
(an obvious influence here) and
1950s grim-period westerns like
Budd Boetticher's complex "Comanche
Station," or Anthony Mann's
"The Naked Spur," with
its "city" actors and
James Stewart as a severe bounty
hunter, are discussed much more
now than John Wayne's.
From his early work in his native
China to the American suburbs
of "The Ice Storm" and
up through "The Hulk,"
Ang Lee has focused on outsiders.
Cinematographer Rodriego Prieto
knows scenery and constantly mixes
grit and grandeur, and the nomination-laden
actors are all superb, especially
Ledger. For 20 years his character
is consumed, but mostly confounded
by his love for another - man.
Perhaps in another 20 years, most
will have forgotten why that fact
once mattered. CV
'Hostel'
By Jon Gaskell

People are sick, and "Hostel,"
written and directed by Eli Roth
at the urging of Quentin Tarantino,
proves it. Because not only is
"Hostel" one of the
more disturbing, over-the-top,
gross-out movies in recent history,
but it also did more than $20
million in ticket sales its first
weekend despite a reputation for
being more than a little hard
to stomach.
It's just too bad it's pointless
- unless, of course, you're in
attendance to simply squirm in
your seat: a bolt cutter to a
person's toe, a blowtorch to another's
eye, the slicing of a couple Achilles
tendons, a cordless power drill
to a knee cap. And then there's
drug use, a roving band of aggressive
criminal-minded children, tits,
ass, bigotry and misogyny.
What's that? Good fun, you say?
Well that's what two adventurous
Americans, Paxton and Josh, thought
when they decided to go backpacking
across Europe with Oli, a skirt-chasing
Icelander. And when a fellow traveler
promises them that all of their
fantasies would come true by simply
skipping Barcelona and hitting
a spot in Eastern Europe instead,
the three are off like prom dresses
for some "killer pussy"
- literally.
Motivated by Roth's urge to
shock - not terrify - an audience,
"Hostel" is based on
Thai urban legend that has billionaire
businessmen flying to Asia in
order to pay top dollar so that
they can fulfill their most sadistic
wishes - think bolt cutters and
blowtorches. And as with Joel
Schumacher's haunting work about
the snuff industry, "8mm,"
there is apparently nothing more
boring than being wealthy beyond
one's own wildest dreams.
But what could have been a unique,
imaginative film on exploitation
that truly scared moviegoers -
and not just the 17-year-old boy
set - never gets past its own
self delight with simply being
disgusting. Barf bags, maybe.
Jolts, none. CV
'Casanova'
By Erin Randolph

Much in the same way Heath Ledger's
"A Knight's Tale" butchered
any sense of historical realism,
"Casanova" is extremely
loosely based on the memoirs of
Giacomo Casonova (also played
by Ledger), a famous writer, adventurer
and infamous ladies man. Abandoned
by his mother as a child, Casanova
knows no difference between lust
and love, and recklessly pursues
female conquests with the same
frequency one might pursue a meal.
He spends just about as much
time trying to evade the puritanical
inquisitors (including Jeremy
Irons in an amusing turn as Pucci,
head inquisitor) as he does in
women's beds. But when he meets
feminist Francesca Bruni (Sienna
Miller), Casanova becomes infatuated
with the one woman he can't have,
as Bruni publishes pamphlets on
women's rights under a pen name
in protest of men like Casanova.
When her fianc, Paprizzio
(Oliver Platt), a "rotund"
lard merchant, shows up in Venice,
Casanova uses convoluted mistaken-identity
situations to his advantage in
an attempt to get close to Bruni.
Little plot surprises follow.
The costumes and scenery, of
course, are beautiful, as it would
be nearly impossible to make 18th
century Venice anything but.
"Casanova" isn't as
bad as it could have been - no,
should have been - thanks to plot-saving
performances by Ledger, Miller
and Platt. (Ledger would do well
to stick with roles like his one
in the groundbreaking homosexual
cowboy drama, "Brokeback
Mountain," instead of taking
roles in films like "Casanova"
and "A Knight's Tale.")
While none gives a particularly
moving or hilarious performance,
they're not really given the opportunity
to do so, as the script doesn't
do them any favors.
"Casanova" never quite
becomes what it's attempting to
be: an enjoyable 18th century,
farcical film about the world's
greatest lover. However, its attempts
at being clever end up as mere
juvenile humor, which might have
gone over with its audience had
it been rated PG - or even PG-13
- instead of R. Overall, "Casanova"
just isn't as charming as its
namesake was. He might have been
able to seduce a convent of nuns,
but the film does little to seduce
its audience. CV
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