1 Booze over business
While many cab and limo companies
ring in the New Year with healthy
profits from partygoers and club
owners, Kahuna Party Buses of
Des Moines took a more personal
approach to the start of 2006.
As co-owner Steve Blades put it,
the company simply closed its
door because, "this year,
we decided to go out and party
ourselves."
2 Return to sender
A bout of postage confusion
did little to bolster the reputation
of gubernatorial-hopeful Bob Vander
Plaats when the Republican's Christmas
cards arrived in time for the
holidays ... with postage due.
Seems someone in the organization
slapped the standard 37-cent fare
on the season's greetings, leaving
recipients to chip in 12 cents
to get the cards out of hock.
Not exactly the stamp of a professional
organization.
3 Moral minority
Taking the holier-than-thou
ethic to an absurd extreme, Douglas
Sadler, a self-proclaimed leader
of a Charles City Klu Klux Klan
enclave, announced last week that
he will protest at the Iowa Supreme
Court regarding a recently filed
gay-marriage lawsuit. But, while
the hooded fanatic explained that
"we don't believe God's law
should be perverted anymore than
it already has been," he
failed to mention which divine
statute appointed pompous racists
to the moral majority.
4 A place in the sun
With his film "Viscera"
already featured at festivals
from France to San Francisco,
University of Iowa professor Leighton
Pierce stepped into the international
spotlight last week when his experimental
piece was selected from a pool
of 4,000 to be screened at the
Sundance Film Festival this month.
5 In the mix in 2006
Seeking to raise its profile
in the New Year, the Iowa Commission
on the Status of African-Americans
announced last week that, not
only will it publish a sizable
guide to black-owned business
and organizations, but also take
steps in 2006 to create a black
think tank, a statewide black-business
council, and a non-profit group
to help raise money to make up
for the inexcusable shortage in
state funds for commission programs.
6 When it rains, it pours
Perhaps enough to turn leading
insurers into climate-change believers,
the financial havoc caused by
hurricane's Katrina, Rita and
Wilma will reportedly add up to
as much as $58 billion in claims,
more than double the previous
annual record.
7 Told you so
Two week after a parliamentary
election in Iraq was instantly
dubbed a success by the Bush Administration,
a top U.N. official declared last
week that the vote was indeed
"transparent, credible and
good." Which might come as
a surprise to local officials
still combing through 1,500 complaints
of voting irregularities and thousands
of civilians who have taken to
the streets to protest vote returns
that, in some locations, were
dubious at best.
8 Dear Story County sheriff
Proving that it's not just drug
companies engaging in research
and development, Ames police discovered
a mailed package last week containing
a letter written on handmade stationary
doused with a hearty measure of
liquid methamphetamine. Officials
noted that it may be the first
letter of its kind.
9 Up in arms
While Uncle Sam is finally paying
up for the staggering health toll
of years of secret nuclear testing
at the Iowa Army Ammunition Plant,
some former workers and relatives
last week called the program "discriminatory,"
citing millions of dollars flowing
to the affected area, but little
predictability as to whose suffering
will meet the bureaucrats' standards
for compensation.
10 Seeing red
With the fourth administrator
in six years resigning last month
after the organization was said
to have bungled Hurricane Katrina
relief, the American Red Cross
received a pointed letter from
Iowa Sen. Charles Grassley last
week, questioning the organization's
effectiveness and demanding information
about its governance structure,
executive pay and spending on
public relations.CV
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