By
Matthew Scott Hunter
‘BORDERLANDS
2’ (M)
****1/2
2K Games
Xbox 360
It’s been three years since we last explored
the wastelands of Pandora, and what was once
desolation is now teeming with quirky characters,
savage beasts and an abundance of sweet, sweet
loot. Like the first game, “Borderlands 2” is
a first-person shooter/role-playing game/loot
collect-a-thon hybrid, but each aspect of the
game’s multiple personalities has been vastly
improved — particularly the story, which introduces
a charismatic new villain named Handsome Jack
among other memorable characters and features
hilarious dialogue to rival that of the “Portal”
games. Gone are the vast, empty expanses of
the original. Now you can scarcely walk a few
paces without stepping on the toes of a hostile
creature or happening upon an insane local,
offering sidequests as diverse as solving a
murder, robbing a train or inspiring romantic
poetry.
Though the protagonists of the first game do
appear as non-playable characters, you’re given
a fresh quartet from which to choose your avatar
this time around. You’ve got the dual-wielding
gunzerker, the magic-using siren, the turret-toting
commando and the stealthy assassin. Each character’s
skill tree can branch out in three dramatically
different directions, depending on where you
invest your experience points. Upgrade your
assassin’s sniper abilities, and you’ll find
yourself taking out most enemies from a distance.
Upgrade his melee abilities, and you’ll be brandishing
a blade up-close and personal, leading to an
entirely different gameplay experience. Thus,
you can play through the campaign a dozen different
ways before it feels repetitive. That should
keep players busy until “Borderlands 3.”
‘JOE
DANGER 2: THE MOVIE’ (E)
****
Microsoft Game Studios
Xbox Live Arcade
Part motorcycle racing game and part 2D platformer,
the original “Joe Danger” delighted fans of
both genres with its obstacle-laden tracks and
plethora of objectives. In the sequel, Joe lends
his proclivity for death-defying stunts to the
film industry, performing action sequences in
mine carts, on skis and with jetpacks. The movie’s
director shouts instructions amidst the explosive
bedlam, but for the most part, the actions you
take in each scene are determined by your own
improvisational whims. During one take, you
can focus on reaching the finish line as fast
as possible, and during the next, you can explore
for hidden items.
‘DOUBLE
DRAGON NEON’ (T)
**
Majesco Games
Xbox Live Arcade
Riding a wave of cheesy ‘80s nostalgia are
brothers Billy and Jimmy Lee, still pummeling
their way from the left side of the screen to
the right in an attempt to rescue their mutual
love interest. This reboot of the classic beat’em-up
franchise is packed with references to the neon
decade, from animations of air guitar solos
to ancient catchphrases like “tubular!” to the
annoying necessity of restarting the level every
time you die. While all of this might seem totally
rad to those old enough to remember when people
said things like “totally rad,” anyone who didn’t
grow up pumping quarters into “Double Dragon”
arcade cabinets is likely to grow frustrated
with this game’s dated mechanics. |