“After overhearing State politicians’
crisis management solution, Des
Moines street cleaners solved the
problem literally and are now disposing
of debris by ‘sweeping it under
the rug.’ ”
Thomas Tully
Runners-up:
“So the carpet does match the drapes.”
Marcus Miller
“After his recent purchase from
Home Depot, Bob has taken sidewalk
edging to the next level. ”
Julie Steuber |