By
Matthew Scott Hunter
‘Amy’
(M)
*
Lexis Numerique
Xbox Live Arcade
Zombie game leaves players angry and restless
There
have been a number of video game titles depicting
zombie apocalypses, but none of them have been
as successful as “Amy” at making you feel the
utter misery that would undoubtedly accompany
such an event. If anything, I would rather join
the rotting ranks of the undead than spend another
minute playing “Amy.” Essentially one long escort
mission, “Amy” tasks you with protecting the
titular child, who is not only immune to the
zombie infection but also somehow lends her
immunity to anyone in close proximity. This
creates an incentive to look after the annoying
brat since you’re already infected, and straying
too far from Amy for too long causes you to
sprout a few veins, acquire a nasty limp and
eventually drop dead (typically requiring a
replay of the entire chapter, since checkpoints
are so scarce).
“Amy” is more about stealth and puzzle solving
than combat, and it makes this clear by making
its combat as frustrating as possible. Weapons
break after two or three uses, and the controls
to use them are awkward and unresponsive. Sneaking
past the undead is the preferred course of action,
which is possible when you’re almost undead
yourself. So you’ll frequently hide Amy in a
cupboard, wait around for your infection to
worsen, and stroll past your enemies. Unfortunately
the only indication of how infected you are
is your appearance, which is pretty much the
same whether you’re a few minutes from death
or a few seconds. And again, succumbing to your
infection often means restarting the whole miserable
chapter. There are some promising ideas at the
center of “Amy,” but the implementation is so
agonizingly bad, the only way to win is not
to play.
‘Choplifter HD’
(T)
***
InXile Entertainment
Xbox Live Arcade
A straightforward but entertaining arcade-style
sidescroller, “Choplifter” plays a bit like
a left-to-right shooter, but adds an element
of strategy by tasking you to rescue people
in between bouts of gunning down adversaries.
Each mission rewards you for speed, so you’ll
have to keep an eye on your helicopter’s fuel
and armor gauges as you rush to airlift survivors
out of hostile territory. A difficulty curve
as steep as your chopper’s takeoff may cause
a bit of frustration, but replaying old levels
and upgrading your whirly-bird will eventually
set things right.
‘NFL Blitz’
(E10+)
***1/2
Electronic Arts
Xbox Live Arcade
“NFL Blitz” is like a Cliff’s Notes version
of “Madden.” It takes the whole idea of a football
video game and gets it across in the simplest,
most cartoonish way. Consequently, this is a
version of the NFL that can even be enjoyed
by non-sports fans. The games are brief, the
plays are simple and members of your team frequently
burst into flames when they’re doing well. What’s
not to like? |