By
Jared Curtis jared@dmcityview.com
‘The Thing’
Directed by Matthijs van Heijningen
Rated R, 115 minutes
In
1982, director John Carpenter mesmerized audiences
with his film “The Thing.” Almost 30 years later,
Hollywood decided it was time for a remake —
but instead they made a prequel dealing with
the Norwegian scientists that pop up at the
beginning of the original. It was an interesting
idea, but it didn’t work. “The Thing” tries
to be as scary and gory as its predecessor,
but it fails miserably, especially in the special
effects department. Although there are different
characters and storylines, the film rips off
the best part of the original without adding
any originality. The second part of the film
turns into an “Aliens” clone with a wannabe
Ripley named Kate (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
running around with a flamethrower, burning
everything in sight. Although the idea seemed
fresh, “The Thing” doesn’t pay off, leaving
fans of the original with a bad taste in their
collective mouths. CV
‘Prince of Darkness’
Directed by John Carpenter
1987, Rated R, 102 minutes
Iconic
director John Carpenter burst on the scene with
“Assault on Precinct 13” and “Halloween,” but
his greatest run of movies came from 1981 to
1988 with “Escape from New York,” “The Thing,”
“Christine,” “Starman,” “Big Trouble in Little
China,” Prince of Darkness” and “They Live.”
One of his most underrated films, “Prince of
Darkness,” might also be one of his creepiest,
as it features a number of people being possessed
by Satan. “Big Trouble in Little China” stars
Victor Wong and Dennis Dun, along with Donald
Pleasance (“Halloween”), lead a research team
to a local church where they find a swirling
canister filled with an evil spirit. As the
night goes on, more and more people become possessed,
leaving the remaining few to not only fight
off their friends but also stop Satan from crossing
over. “Prince of Darkness” is a chilly and haunting
tale of good vs. evil that will impress even
the biggest horror fan. CV
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