How do you measure up?
Just when you think you have been to all the watering holes in the metro, think again. Our annual list of places to relax and enjoy a few cold ones is back with a new format and a focus on patios — just in time for summer. Patios not your thing? No problem. With more than 400 bars listed, you are sure to find a place that fits your style.
Let’s see how well traveled you are in the Des Moines bar scene. Place a check next to the bars you have visited and add up the totals. Then multiply by three, divide by one, and multiply by three again. And now that you are done doing senseless math, see how you score.
- 0-50 You have seen enough “Law & Order” for a lifetime. Put down that can of Busch Light, stow the remote and get out of the house.
- 51-100 You are off to a good start, but you are probably wearing the same clothes you had 10 years ago and only order Captain and Cokes. Spread your wings and try some new spots.
- 101-250 We’re impressed. You know a Moscow Mule when you see it.
- 251-400 You rank among the top nightlifers and can hang with the best. Congratulations.
- 401+ You are a Des Moines bar aficionado and a full fledge nightlifeaholic. Now sober up and get a job.
Thanks for reading, and drink responsibly. CV
